S'more-flavored Oreos

[ICit]

My apologies to Dr Seuss, but this popped into my head:

Pete:
I have some Oreo's you see,
Won't you try them here with me,
Will you eat them in da Park,
Would you like them after dark,
Won't you eat them in the car,
Try them either near or far,
They can't hurt you I suppose,
Why can't you have Oreo's?

ICit:
I'd like to have the Oreo's,
But inflammation is my woes,
I will not eat them in da Park,
I can not have them after dark,
Not in the car,
Neither near nor far,
So, stop asking me to have them please,
Damn you, damn you, Lyme Disease!

 

[Roman]

please... I will stand there in hopes you will choke on them

I would LOVE to do CPR on you ... but seeing that I cant have the oreos.... I will have to just wait for the EMTS to get there....

Why can't you have them? If it's because you're on a diet, you can cheat here & there! Never mind, I hadn't read the second page yet.

 

[b23hqb]

Well played.

That is beyond well played - that's talent to the next level!

 

[ICit]

Why can't you have them? If it's because you're on a diet, you can cheat here & there! Never mind, I hadn't read the second page yet.

.... cheating will only defeat the intention of eliminating certain foods and ingredients ...

its not a "diet" per say. .....

 

[Bay_Kat]

Have not found the S'mores Oreos, but I just saw on the news that the next flavor is going to be cotton candy. I love cotton candy, just don't think I'd like it in a cookie.