So Boy and I are watching Dr. Phil

[Pete]

and there is a smokin hot 23 year old heroin addict who is there with her parents. She says her habit is up to $200 a day. She says she bums money off her parents and friends to get her daily fixes.

Boy says "She is hot, why is she doing heroin?" I give him the "Drugs don't care if you are rich, poor, ugly or pretty" speech. Then I tell him she is telling the biggest lie of all on TV and they are too nice to call her on it. "There is no one who can bum $200 a day off parents and friends for months, that is a lie. She likely gets the money by screwing guys and giving blowjobs to guys she doesn't even like and strangers in parking lots and parties and BECAUSE she is hot it is easy."

Did I go over the top? He was quit shocked.

 

[kwillia]

Did I go over the top? He was quit shocked.

Perfect and honest answer.

 

[vraiblonde]

Depends. Did he ask, "Daddy, what's a blowjob?"

 

[vraiblonde]

Or did he ask, "Daddy, can I borrow $200?"

 

[Pete]

Depends. Did he ask, "Daddy, what's a blowjob?"

No he rides the school bus, he knows all about that stuff, he asked "About how much do you think she gets for one?"

 

[kwillia]

Or did he ask, "Daddy, can I borrow $200?"

No he rides the school bus, he knows all about that stuff, he asked "About how much do you think she gets for one?"

Vrai, sounds like your question was next...

 

[DoWhat]

Or did he ask, "Daddy, can I borrow $200?"

Or, "What is the going rate for a blowjob"?

 

[libertytyranny]

Don't forget to tell him she probably has herpes, and all the hotness in the world wont get rid of those.

 

[Dupontster]

What ya gonna do if he comes home tomorrow with 2 one hundred dollar bills and a big smile on his face?
$200.00 buys a lot of toothpaste....

 

[Pete]

What ya gonna do if he comes home tomorrow with 2 one hundred dollar bills and a big smile on his face?
$200.00 buys a lot of toothpaste....

Eww

 

[aps45819]

Dr. Phil.com - Shows - Shaming the Family Name

 

[ItalianScallion]

This was a rerun but it still amazed me that her "Detective Dad" didn't find this out for himself...

 

[Hank]

Blowjobs are $30... Everyone knows that!!

 

[DoWhat]

What ya gonna do if he comes home tomorrow with 2 one hundred dollar bills and a big smile on his face?
$200.00 buys a lot of toothpaste....

And you know this how?

 

[Bann]

and there is a smokin hot 23 year old heroin addict who is there with her parents. She says her habit is up to $200 a day. She says she bums money off her parents and friends to get her daily fixes.

Boy says "She is hot, why is she doing heroin?" I give him the "Drugs don't care if you are rich, poor, ugly or pretty" speech. Then I tell him she is telling the biggest lie of all on TV and they are too nice to call her on it. "There is no one who can bum $200 a day off parents and friends for months, that is a lie. She likely gets the money by screwing guys and giving blowjobs to guys she doesn't even like and strangers in parking lots and parties and BECAUSE she is hot it is easy."

Did I go over the top? He was quit shocked.

Nope. You're completely right.

 

[Bann]

at the rest of the tread.

 

[Dupontster]

Blowjobs are $30... Everyone knows that!!

Hell, I'll take one...Got change for a fitty?

And you know this how?

Jus assumin.... Toofpaste can't cost that much can it?

 

[vraiblonde]

Hell, I'll take one...Got change for a fitty?

 

[Tilted]

Does 'smokin hot' now, for all intents and purposes, just mean 'female, blonde, and under 50 years and 160 pounds'?

 

[RoseRed]

Does 'smokin hot' now, for all intents and purposes, just mean 'female, blonde, and under 50 years and 160 pounds'?