desertrat
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Or use cheez-its
I can see a whole Cheez-its cook book!
In the salad seasoning isle, they now sell onion crisps as a salad topping, but they have different flavors. Great on salads and in chili, bet they'd be good as a coating too.
Lot of good ideas, but if you just nuke it for 20 minutes and throw it on their plates they will learn how to cook on their own.