Larry Gude
Strung Out
...and says:
A. "I'm really sorry. I'm doing volunteer work with animals rights groups, giving speeches about how callous and wrong I was and how we all deserve to be judged by how we treat those people and animals we have power over and all my old associations are gone and I cooperated fully with the law and I will donate 1/2 my NFL pay, forever, to PETA and I wanna use this opportunity to help put an end to dog fighting forever. Please, just give me this chance!"
Or
B. "My trainer says I'm ready to start camp. Who is offering the most?"
A. "I'm really sorry. I'm doing volunteer work with animals rights groups, giving speeches about how callous and wrong I was and how we all deserve to be judged by how we treat those people and animals we have power over and all my old associations are gone and I cooperated fully with the law and I will donate 1/2 my NFL pay, forever, to PETA and I wanna use this opportunity to help put an end to dog fighting forever. Please, just give me this chance!"
Or
B. "My trainer says I'm ready to start camp. Who is offering the most?"