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SMIB Sucks

What the?!?!?
Hey guys! What if we all meet at the parking lot of Wal-Mart and we can all race our crappy ass cars around! Then we can all pretend to be cool and try to look hard as we hang out there. Maybe afterwards we can go and get a Slurpee from the 7-11! Then, if we are lucky, we can all do each other in the butt! Wow, you guys all so much fun to hang out with!
 
mv_princess

mv_princess

mv = margaritaville
SMIB Sucks said:
Hey guys! What if we all meet at the parking lot of Wal-Mart and we can all race our crappy ass cars around! Then we can all pretend to be cool and try to look hard as we hang out there. Maybe afterwards we can go and get a Slurpee from the 7-11! Then, if we are lucky, we can all do each other in the butt! Wow, you guys all so much fun to hang out with!
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:poorbaby: you must be very lonely
 
chernmax

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
SMIB Sucks said:
Hey guys! What if we all meet at the parking lot of Wal-Mart and we can all race our crappy ass cars around! Then we can all pretend to be cool and try to look hard as we hang out there. Maybe afterwards we can go and get a Slurpee from the 7-11! Then, if we are lucky, we can all do each other in the butt! Wow, you guys all so much fun to hang out with!
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Sorry, but I'm not feeling your lifestyle... :coffee:
 
Tomahawk202

Tomahawk202

It'll make ya feel good..
I was sitting at the light the other night, and saw over in the Wal-Mart parking lot a bunch of "speed racers". So as I waited for the light to turn green, a young punk pulled up next to me, rev'd his engine and wanted me to race him. I said ok, pulled my seat belt tighter, and rev'd the monsters under my hood. He didn't see the two police cruisers sitting in the shadows across the street, but I did.....When the light turned green he punched it, and I just inched along. Needless to say, he got a nice ticket. MUHHAHAHAHAHA.... :buttkick: :lmao: :howdy:
 
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chess

Guest
Tomahawk202 said:
I was sitting at the light the other night, and saw over in the Wal-Mart parking lot a bunch of "speed racers". So as I waited for the light to turn green, a young punk pulled up next to me, rev'd his engine and wanted me to race him. I said ok, pulled my seat belt tighter, and rev'd the monsters under my hood. He didn't see the two police cruisers sitting in the shadows across the street, but I did.....When the light turned green he punched it, and I just inched along. Needless to say, he got a nice ticket. MUHHAHAHAHAHA.... :buttkick: :lmao: :howdy:
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where was this at ? what was he driving that is pretty funny!!
 
smoothmarine187

smoothmarine187

Well-Known Member
Tomahawk202 said:
I was sitting at the light the other night, and saw over in the Wal-Mart parking lot a bunch of "speed racers". So as I waited for the light to turn green, a young punk pulled up next to me, rev'd his engine and wanted me to race him. I said ok, pulled my seat belt tighter, and rev'd the monsters under my hood. He didn't see the two police cruisers sitting in the shadows across the street, but I did.....When the light turned green he punched it, and I just inched along. Needless to say, he got a nice ticket. MUHHAHAHAHAHA.... :buttkick: :lmao: :howdy:
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I'm sure he was trying to race you in your sweet Jag.
 
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chess

Guest
Floyd2004 said:
I dont have a natural coat like you though ;)
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haha i have enough to keep meat on my bonse, and not freeze my small sack like someone as in your situation....

if you wore more than a t-shirt i doubt you would have an issue of staying worm... asshat ;)
 
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jwwb2000

pretty black roses
chess said:
haha i have enough to keep meat on my bonse, and not freeze my small sack like someone as in your situation....

if you wore more than a t-shirt i doubt you would have an issue of staying worm... asshat ;)
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He isn't asshat.
 
Jameo

Jameo

What?!
chess said:
haha i have enough to keep meat on my bonse, and not freeze my small sack like someone as in your situation....

if you wore more than a t-shirt i doubt you would have an issue of staying worm... asshat ;)
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There is only one asshat on this forums. Please come up with another pet name for your girlyfriend TIA :kiss: :lmao:
 
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