Someone farted
- Thread starter morningbell
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AK-74me
"Typical White Person"
It got everyone's attentionand it hurt rather badly.
Like I said you are going to need a gynocologist to come in to sew you back up. Nasty Effer.
morningbell
hmmmmmm
It got everyone's attention
Are farts supposed to have lumps?
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toppick08
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czygvtwkr
Guest
I like farting in the stair well at work, usually someone else gets the blame.
cwo_ghwebb
No Use for Donk Twits
Gosh, I can't believe this thread!
Hell yes, I can.
Hell yes, I can.
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czygvtwkr
Guest
There is nothing so gross as knowing that someones intestinal molicules has entered your respiratory system....ewwwww!
Whats worse in the gym is people may be also breathing through their mouth so their intestinal molecules have entered their mouth too!
morningbell
hmmmmmm
_MightyMouse_
_USMCScoutSwimmer_
It's always nice to share what you ate with others. 
For any of you ladies (or men) out there that take yoga or pilates, you KNOW that not a week goes by that someone has't "released negative energy" into the room! 
_MightyMouse_
_USMCScoutSwimmer_
When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect. 
morningbell
hmmmmmm
When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect.
fart tornado
_MightyMouse_
_USMCScoutSwimmer_
Another thing I like to do at work is fart in the computer chairs, and when somebody else sits down it gives them a wonderful experience.
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czygvtwkr
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bcp
In My Opinion
where Im from, we call that Fart and Flee process,,, "Crop dusting"When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect.
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Gemmi
Guest
I would rather smell a fart than some of the funk coming off some people
at the gym. There was one guy who would get on the elliptical and I was on the treadmill behind him. Talk about disgusting. I don't think he ever heard of deodorant or a shower.
coming off some people at the gym. There was one guy who would get on the elliptical and I was on the treadmill behind him. Talk about disgusting. I don't think he ever heard of deodorant or a shower.
morningbell
hmmmmmm
I would rather smell a fart than some of the funk
at the gym. There was one guy who would get on the elliptical and I was on the treadmill behind him. Talk about disgusting. I don't think he ever heard of deodorant or a shower.
friggin hippies
