Sometimes I can't believe this is my life...

I just gotta say something if I could just say something, here. :twitch:

Morning started like any other morning... I wake up angry because of being jolted awake by the sound on my ****ing cell phone... I chose the loudest and most obnoxious so I would be sure to get out of the damn bed... it works... every day I wake up like :jameo: "the British are coming!! The British are coming!" :jameo:

Well, I was feeling more loving than normal (Or, I just ran out of breakfast food at home...whatever :rolleyes: ) so I decided to take my son to Donut Connection before he had to go to school. This was my first mistake. :eyebrow:

Bubba wakes up even grumpier than I do, but when I raise my voice, pull off his blankets, and threaten --he finally listens. He gets dressed in a horrible outfit consisting of mostly orange and red... I let him choose his outfit on Fridays. This was my second mistake. :cds:

We get to the ****ing Donut Connection... Bubba sits in a chair and waits for me to bring him his breakfast. Well... HOW DARE I GET HIM A ****ING DONUT WITH A HOLE IN IT. :mad: We had a full on meltdown because he wanted a twisty cinnamon donut... not the glorious chocolate frosted donut I chose. :cds:

I threatened him to eat it and be thankful or I would never EVER take him out for breakfast again. :nono:

I got the proverbial "You're so mean...you don't have to yell...holes are stupid." :eyebrow: HOLES ARE STUPID. :jameo:

Save yourself some ****ing heartache and don't take your children out for donuts.

This is really my life. I have a son who cried because there was a hole in his donut... this is what I am ****ing dealing with. :mad: Someone put me out of my misery. :cds:
 
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RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
I just gotta say something if I could just say something, here. :twitch:

Morning started like any other morning... I wake up angry because of being jolted awake by the sound on my ****ing cell phone... I chose the loudest and most obnoxious so I would be sure to get out of the damn bed... it works... every day I wake up like :jameo: "the British are coming!! The British are coming!" :jameo:

Well, I was feeling more loving than normal (Or, I just ran out of breakfast food at home...whatever :rolleyes: ) so I decided to take my son to Donut Connection before he had to go to school. This was my first mistake. :eyebrow:

Bubba wakes up even grumpier than I do, but when I raise my voice, pull off his blankets, and threaten --he finally listens. He gets dressed in a horrible outfit consisting of mostly orange and red... I let him choose his outfit on Fridays. This was my second mistake. :)cds:)

We get to the *ing Donut Connection... Bubba sits in a chair and waits for me to bring him his breakfast. Well... HOW DARE I GET HIM A *ING DONUT WITH A HOLE IN IT. :mad: We had a full on meltdown because he wanted a twisty cinnamon donut... not the glorious chocolate frosted donut I chose. :cds:

I threatened him to eat it and be thankful or I would never EVER take him out for breakfast again. :nono:

I got the proverbial "You're so mean...you don't have to yell...holes are stupid." :eyebrow: HOLES ARE STUPID. :jameo:

Save yourself some ****ing heartache and don't take your children out for donuts.

This is really my life. I have a son who cried because there was a hole in his donut... this is what I am ****ing dealing with. :mad: Someone put me out of my misery. :cds:
I have so missed your stories! Sorry... :roflmao:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Well...I mean...he's right. Holes in donuts are stupid.

Then they serve the donut holes separate and it's like, just give me the whole freaking donut.
 

limblips

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
My mother used to make donuts a lot. I was a pre-teen and asked her why they had holes. She told me it was so in the old days the helmsman on the ship could put his donut on the spokes on the ships wheel and be able to steer and eat. I am embarrassed how long it took me to find out the real reason. :blushing:
 
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