Son-in-Law

Softballkid

No Longer the Kid
As a woman passes by her daughter's closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she sees her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, what are you doing? The daughter replied, mom, I'm 35 years old, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get 2 a husband Next day, dad hears the same thing. Upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love 2 her vibrator. Shocked, she says dad, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get 2 a husband A couple days later mom comes in from shopping and hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She enters the room and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a beer and staring at the TV the vibrator on the couch buzzing away like crazy! Wife says, what the f**k are you doing? husbands replies, watching football with my son-in-law.




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ChattyCat

ChattyCat
SonInLaw

As a woman passes by her daughter's closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she sees her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, what are you doing? The daughter replied, mom, I'm 35 years old, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get 2 a husband Next day, dad hears the same thing. Upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love 2 her vibrator. Shocked, she says dad, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get 2 a husband A couple days later mom comes in from shopping and hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She enters the room and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a beer and staring at the TV the vibrator on the couch buzzing away like crazy! Wife says, what the f**k are you doing? husbands replies, watching football with my son-in-law.




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luvmygdaughters

Well-Known Member
As a woman passes by her daughter's closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she sees her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, what are you doing? The daughter replied, mom, I'm 35 years old, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get 2 a husband Next day, dad hears the same thing. Upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love 2 her vibrator. Shocked, she says dad, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get 2 a husband A couple days later mom comes in from shopping and hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She enters the room and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a beer and staring at the TV the vibrator on the couch buzzing away like crazy! Wife says, what the f**k are you doing? husbands replies, watching football with my son-in-law.


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