Hey now!
Yeah, the shoot out last night was GREAT.. they're about 30 feet apart.. shotguns, handguns, rifles.. and all anyone gets is a flesh wound.
But they all come out looking like they're some kind of heroes.
I wanted to say the same thing you did, but thought I'd come across as a
"BMW Snob"
That gives me an idea.
"Sons of BMW"
It could be like where stock brokers and dentists and all sorts of decidedly un 'biker' types get together early on Sunday mornings with their full dressers, BMW's and other 'boutique' bikes that they put maybe 1,000 miles a year on and just have it out. Slapping lawsuits on one another. Insulting one another's summer homes. Belittling each others stock market foibles, hair loss therapies, belly lipo's, etc. Tell each other what they REALLY think of one anthers wives. There could be like some crisis counselors or mediators there to get things started and keep it going. And then, it could get REALLY ugly and the whole gang or, 'association', turn on the mediators and make french fry jokes about their college degrees.
It could get to be nasty, but fun.