I never lost my virginity again.
I never lost my virginity again.
I'm all for a little beating of the monsters. My mother was "wait 'til you're father gets home". My step-dad washard core miltary and the wait for him to get home was painful in it's self. We were raised yes/no sir, yes/no ma'am. Don't ever say "what" to him; we'd get asked are you a light bulb and then a slap up side the head! My favorite was "I'll slap you so hard your eyeballs will change sockets".
Anyhow- I turned out OK except for a little twitch once and a while.
my favorite was
I'll slap the taste out of your mouth
Ever get whipped by a wooden spoon? That ####er hurt!
absolutely
about as much as those old rubber bottomed slippers. Those biatches sting, along with the fly swatter
But the fly swatter leaves a gnarly mark on your leg. I used to keep one handy when I drove a car. It doesn't work so much in the van.
you aren't supposed to take the square plastic of the end and beat them with the wire
I meant the little diamond shaped pattern.
my favorite was
I'll slap the taste out of your mouth
I remember getting hit something (mom was very abusive) so I thought I would stand up to her. I told her she hit like a #####. It did not end well. I was 10 :/