Soooooo true!

StadEMS3

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PREMO Member
I'm all for a little beating of the monsters. My mother was "wait 'til you're father gets home". My step-dad washard core miltary and the wait for him to get home was painful in it's self. We were raised yes/no sir, yes/no ma'am. Don't ever say "what" to him; we'd get asked are you a light bulb and then a slap up side the head! My favorite was "I'll slap you so hard your eyeballs will change sockets".

Anyhow- I turned out OK except for a little twitch once and a while. :killingme
 

SoMDGirl42

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I'm all for a little beating of the monsters. My mother was "wait 'til you're father gets home". My step-dad washard core miltary and the wait for him to get home was painful in it's self. We were raised yes/no sir, yes/no ma'am. Don't ever say "what" to him; we'd get asked are you a light bulb and then a slap up side the head! My favorite was "I'll slap you so hard your eyeballs will change sockets".

Anyhow- I turned out OK except for a little twitch once and a while. :killingme

my favorite was

I'll slap the taste out of your mouth
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
absolutely

about as much as those old rubber bottomed slippers. Those biatches sting, along with the fly swatter :coffee:

But the fly swatter leaves a gnarly mark on your leg. I used to keep one handy when I drove a car. It doesn't work so much in the van. :ohwell:
 

LuckyMe143

New Member
I remember getting hit something (mom was very abusive) so I thought I would stand up to her. I told her she hit like a #####. It did not end well. I was 10 :/
 

havingfun

New Member
I always feared when the County Fair came into town. Every year they would hand out free yardsticks. That was my moms choice weapon. My sister and I would always try to find a convenient way to sit on them and snap them in half. Paint stirrers were the second choice.
 
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