12 New Taxes Biden Proposed In His State Of The Union Address
Amidst the eyebrow-raising claims and unintelligible shouting, President Joe Biden also proposed twelve new taxes during his State of the Union Address on Tuesday night. In addition to boosting a lagging economy by further oppressing taxpayers, Biden hopes to improve public morale by taking more of their money and sending it to Ukraine.
Here is a brief rundown of new taxes proposed by President Biden:
1. Tax on the Rich: People who make more than $30K per year must pay their fair share.
5. Chick-Fil-A Sauce Tax: A tax on each packet of sauce requested at Chick-Fil-A.
10. Emoji Tax: With so many people communicating by emoji, it needs to be regulated and, you guessed it, taxed.
Amidst the eyebrow-raising claims and unintelligible shouting, President Joe Biden also proposed twelve new taxes during his State of the Union Address on Tuesday night. In addition to boosting a lagging economy by further oppressing taxpayers, Biden hopes to improve public morale by taking more...
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