Southern Lady

PJay

PJay

Well-Known Member
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' {ready} to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father. "He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?" She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."
 
migtig

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
jazz lady said:
Mig, is that YOU? :lmao:
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Busted. :shrug:

Actually the dumb arse Army Rangers used to jump off the bridge almost as soon as it got built. The Coasties would be sitting there waiting to pick them up.
 
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