HeavyChevy75
Podunk FL
My dog is spoiled rotten. He has his own pillows..not dog bed that he sleeps on. He has two blankies in his crate. I buy him toys whenever I see something cute. He goes in the truck with me all the time.
Spoiled pets...
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Toxick
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In theory, there's nothing wrong with spoiling your pets.
But the fact of the matter is, you're depriving them of the ability to deal with real-world issues such as Zombie Apocolypses or other fall-of-civilization scenarios.
In the event of, say, a Human/Robot war - which humans would probably win because of our adaptability... but there is a chance that we drop the ball and the robots put us in camps for efficient disposal - spoiled pets do not stand a chance. Even if they opt-out of the war itself by escaping to the wilderness, they will not survive the harsh elements. Even a lame-ass oppossum would easily kick the ass of some wussy-ass labradoodle.
The only good thing that could possibly happen is that if your spoiled pet gets bitten by a zombie before you do, it will be exceedingly easy to defend against.
But the fact of the matter is, you're depriving them of the ability to deal with real-world issues such as Zombie Apocolypses or other fall-of-civilization scenarios.
In the event of, say, a Human/Robot war - which humans would probably win because of our adaptability... but there is a chance that we drop the ball and the robots put us in camps for efficient disposal - spoiled pets do not stand a chance. Even if they opt-out of the war itself by escaping to the wilderness, they will not survive the harsh elements. Even a lame-ass oppossum would easily kick the ass of some wussy-ass labradoodle.
The only good thing that could possibly happen is that if your spoiled pet gets bitten by a zombie before you do, it will be exceedingly easy to defend against.
As you may know, Schnoodles (like Apollo) are one of the smartest breeds of dog. They combine the Schnauzer and the Poodle, making for a highly intelligent, protective and instinctive pooch. They spring from the doggy womb trained for home protection, which means in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse Apollo will be more valuable than children or even teenagers.
So we'd be better off jettisoning the kids and most of the adults - perhaps throwing them to the zombies to slow them down - in favor of canine comrades.
Toxick
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People are the smartest species on earth, but all these spoiled kids running around with their hats on backwards, and jeans halfway down their buttocks, and wouldn't know a day of work if one bit them in the ass - they're all helpless too.
So, I advocate not spoiling children for the same reason as pets.
And all my kids know how to kill a zombie with household items ranging from the toilet paper tubes to lead pipes. They all know how to dismantle a robot, avoid Morlocks, and firebomb hostile hivemind worms. Aliens are a little trickier since we don't yet know where their vital organs are - but I'm confident my kids will adapt quickly and learn how to grease them post haste.
No argument there.
MMM_donuts
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.... FF
Thanks.. now im addicted to... I will now have to go on the show My Strange Addictions.
The dogs LOVED the cupcakes.. and treats!!!... so did I!
No one believes they are dog biscuits
ICit
Jam out with ur clam out
No one believes they are dog biscuits
GOD ... they are great!
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Did your co workers agree? Or did you eat them all yourself?!
