SPS...size does matter to some..

[LexiGirl75]

I do not see a problem with saying penis. We can say dick in here. That is much worse. BTW~ I called my ex's Pencil Eraser. Now that's MPD!

You were wrong for letting him even reach boyfriend status.

 

[LexiGirl75]

Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining penis.

It's Raining Penis! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Penis! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Penis! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Penis! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Penis! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Penis! Amen!
It's Raining Penis! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Penis! Ame---------nnnn!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Penis! Yeah!

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining penis.

It's Raining Penis! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Penis! Amen!
It's Raining Penis! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Penis!

I love Sunday's praise and worship services.

 

[sockgirl77]

You were wrong for letting him even reach boyfriend status.

No. I'd be wrong if I knew his penis size status before I let him reach boyfriend status.

 

[missperky]

You were wrong for letting him even reach boyfriend status.

One of my ex's penis was small I called him tweezer.

 

[MMDad]

This thread got me some karma. Wow. Thanks ladies!

 

[sockgirl77]

One of my ex's penis was small I called him tweezer.

My friend used to call her bf Needle Dick.

 

[Inkpen]

...ouch!!!!!

 

[Magnum]

I have a few more to add to that list.

 

[missperky]

You aren't on the MPD list.

 

[Magnum]

You aren't on the MPD list.

 

[missperky]

 

[juggy4805]

The married ones never do.

Sorry. :shrug:

 

[LexiGirl75]

Sorry. :shrug:

A year later and you're still married... who'da'thunk'it?