Stimulus Checks

[b23hqb]

A farmer friend of mine used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens.

He got his money for nothing, and his chicks for free.

Ba-Dum-Bump.

 

[NextJen]

I wonder if I will qualify for a Murder Hornet stimulus check?

 

[h3mech]

I wonder if I will qualify for a Murder Hornet stimulus check?

the virus didn't work, release the murder hornets

 

[Grumpy]

“It’s not going to pass the Senate nor should it. My fellow Republicans in the Senate have tried to see things from the Speaker’s point of view, but we can’t get our heads that far up our rear ends, and I think any fair-minded American would agree, once they read the bill.”

Sen. Kennedy: Republicans Tried To See Coronavirus Relief Pelosi’s Way, ‘But We Can’t Get Our Heads That Far Up Our Rear Ends’

Republican Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy called the House Democrats' latest attempt at coronavirus relief

dailycaller.com

 

[Kyle]

“It’s not going to pass the Senate nor should it. My fellow Republicans in the Senate have tried to see things from the Speaker’s point of view, but we can’t get our heads that far up our rear ends, and I think any fair-minded American would agree, once they read the bill.”

It's always fun hearing him on a news segment!

 

[Kyle]

the virus didn't work, release the murder hornets

Everybody the Murder Hornets..... Release the Spider-Bears!

 

[RoseRed]

Mine is due to be mailed 22 May.

Oddly enough, IRS doesn't recognize my SO's zip code. Maybe because it starts with a 0? Nothing found in the help search...

 

[Bann]

It's always fun hearing him on a news segment!

He's got the best phraseology!!