Stork Rentals

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myjobismommy

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Does anyone know of a local southern maryland business that rents and deliverys stork signs - you know like when a baby is born, the sign is put onthe front yard. I can't seem to find anyone to do this for me.
 
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bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Used to be a business called "Stork News" but I don't see them in the phone book.

The lady at Countywide Pools in Mechanicsville did this for awhile. You could give her a call. :shrug:
 
desertrat

desertrat

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"Borrow" one of those Herons from in front of a local business and paint it white. Get a plastic baby and a sheet and hang from it's bill. Throw it away when you are done.
 
Cowgirl

Cowgirl

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myjobismommy said:
Does anyone know of a local southern maryland business that rents and deliverys stork signs - you know like when a baby is born, the sign is put onthe front yard. I can't seem to find anyone to do this for me.
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I thought this wasn't safe anymore. :shrug: Last time there was a report on the news about the mom being attacked and the baby kidnapped, authorities said it was dangerous to put announcements like that at the house.
 
Bay_Kat

Bay_Kat

Tropical
Cowgirl said:
I thought this wasn't safe anymore. :shrug: Last time there was a report on the news about the mom being attacked and the baby kidnapped, authorities said it was dangerous to put announcements like that at the house.
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I saw that story too. Very scary.
 
desertrat

desertrat

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Cowgirl said:
I thought this wasn't safe anymore. :shrug: Last time there was a report on the news about the mom being attacked and the baby kidnapped, authorities said it was dangerous to put announcements like that at the house.
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Ok, then get a "Property Protected by Smith and Wesson" sign also. See which one gets their attention.
 
chernmax

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
I used my Stork signs all up placing them on peoples lawns at random to see the reaction by their husbands, boyfriends, or both... :whistle:

:lmao: Makes my heart jump every time I think of it!!!
 
Ponytail

Ponytail

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chernmax said:
I used my Stork signs all up placing them on peoples lawns at random to see the reaction by their husbands, boyfriends, or both... :whistle:

:lmao: Makes my heart jump every time I think of it!!!
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Now you've got another idea. Storks...and "crime scene" tape a day later :lol:
 
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