Stressed men drawn to fat chicks

[Misfit]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19180983

When placed under stressful situations, men rate larger women as more attractive, new research has shown.

British researchers found that men exposed to tasks that were designed to put them under pressure preferred a wider range of female body sizes.

They conclude that stress can act to alter judgments of potential partners.

So can Sambuca.

 

[withrespect]

Any thoughts, men?

 

[bcp]

any port in a storm.

 

[vraiblonde]

More cushin' for the pushin'

 

[Misfit]

Maybe when the test guys got freaked out they wanted to eat and you just know that biggins got vittiles.

 

[Misfit]

More cushin' for the pushin'

Closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.

 

[MMDad]

I could have used the "stressed" excuse when I was single.

 

[Gilligan]

Shade in the summer and warmth in the winter..:shrug:

 

[Gilligan]

Only a healthy chick is fine & not an airhead, & most def nawt a heifer or ole fart sweathawg 4 dayum sure, or a heathen eitha ty. & not afraid of the beach.

That. Wait....wuht??

 

[Hank]

Only a healthy chick is fine & not an airhead, & most def nawt a heifer or ole fart sweathawg 4 dayum sure, or a heathen eitha ty. & not afraid of the beach.

Too bad you like dudes....

 

[sockgirl77]

That. Wait....wuht??

Yeah, I'm having a hard time with that one too. I can usually translate he's crap, but that one has me .

 

[MMDad]

I prefer fat guys. Hairy.

 

[Gilligan]

Use more than yr imagination, this is a gulf beach area. You figure. ^5 Selective @ it`s best. It`s still Summer tourist time.

Say..that reminds me. I'm headed back down there in a few weeks and I'll be stuck there over Labor Day weekend. Where's the best spots to hang out these days?

 

[GWguy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19180983

When placed under stressful situations, men rate larger women as more attractive, new research has shown.

British researchers found that men exposed to tasks that were designed to put them under pressure preferred a wider range of female body sizes.

They conclude that stress can act to alter judgments of potential partners.

So can Sambuca.

Any thoughts, men?

That is the most absurd thing I have ever heard.

 

[Merlin99]

Say..that reminds me. I'm headed back down there in a few weeks and I'll be stuck there over Labor Day weekend. Where's the best spots to hang out these days?

Tha first time I read this it sounded like you were trying to pick up Lance.

 

[Toxick]

Any thoughts, men?

They're nurturing and usually have copious busoms upon which we can lay our weary heads. Women of girth are also unusually encouraging verbally and subtextually.

And have you ever motorboated a BBW? It's like blowing a giant raspberry into a skin-flavored jello mold, except you don't have to wash the sticky fruity #### off your face afterwards. (Well, sometimes you do)



And when it's sexy-time, it's just tons of fun. I imagine you get the same thrill as every boy and girl gets on the Jupiter-Jump bouncy-bounce thing, but with the added adult benefit of inflamed loins, massive boobies and a great big climaxy-filled grand finale.




And if all that doesn't take your stress away, there's no hope for you.

 

[Gilligan]

Tha first time I read this it sounded like you were trying to pick up Lance.

How do you know I wasn't? You one of them homophones I've heard about?

 

[Gilligan]

And have you ever motorboated a BBW? It's like blowing a giant raspberry into a skin-flavored jello mold, except you don't have to wash the sticky fruity #### off your face afterwards.

Two gallons of eye bleach gone and the image is still there! You owe me, you freak!

 

[withrespect]

They're nurturing and usually have copious busoms upon which we can lay our weary heads. Women of girth are also unusually encouraging verbally and subtextually.

And have you ever motorboated a BBW? It's like blowing a giant raspberry into a skin-flavored jello mold, except you don't have to wash the sticky fruity #### off your face afterwards. (Well, sometimes you do)



And when it's sexy-time, it's just tons of fun. I imagine you get the same thrill as every boy and girl gets on the Jupiter-Jump bouncy-bounce thing, but with the added adult benefit of inflamed loins, massive boobies and a great big climaxy-filled grand finale.




And if all that doesn't take your stress away, there's no hope for you.

What the #### did I just read?

 

[Toxick]

What the #### did I just read?

You just read a shout-out to big gals.