Stressed men drawn to fat chicks

sockgirl77

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
Toxick said:
They're nurturing and usually have copious busoms upon which we can lay our weary heads. Women of girth are also unusually encouraging verbally and subtextually.

And have you ever motorboated a BBW? It's like blowing a giant raspberry into a skin-flavored jello mold, except you don't have to wash the sticky fruity #### off your face afterwards. (Well, sometimes you do)



And when it's sexy-time, it's just tons of fun. I imagine you get the same thrill as every boy and girl gets on the Jupiter-Jump bouncy-bounce thing, but with the added adult benefit of inflamed loins, massive boobies and a great big climaxy-filled grand finale.




And if all that doesn't take your stress away, there's no hope for you.
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withrespect said:
What the #### did I just read? :confused:
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Something that thoroughly cracked me up. Then again, I'm a big girl. :lol:
 
bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
Toxick said:
They're nurturing and usually have copious busoms upon which we can lay our weary heads. Women of girth are also unusually encouraging verbally and subtextually.

And have you ever motorboated a BBW? It's like blowing a giant raspberry into a skin-flavored jello mold, except you don't have to wash the sticky fruity #### off your face afterwards. (Well, sometimes you do)



And when it's sexy-time, it's just tons of fun. I imagine you get the same thrill as every boy and girl gets on the Jupiter-Jump bouncy-bounce thing, but with the added adult benefit of inflamed loins, massive boobies and a great big climaxy-filled grand finale.




And if all that doesn't take your stress away, there's no hope for you.
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You cant forget the outdoor sex adavantage.
you take a fat girl and lay her under a sticker bush, then you hop on. One hard downward thrust and her fat bounces you back up, your ass hits the stickers, this causes you to push down out of the sticker bush harder, then her fat bounces you back up...
After a couple times, the whole process seems automated, and you can go for hours,, even if you dont want to.

Word of caution, never put the fat girl on top while doing the sticker bush trick.
 
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ItalianScallion

Harley Rider
Misfit said:
When placed under stressful situations, men rate larger women as more attractive, new research has shown.
British researchers found that men exposed to tasks that were designed to put them under pressure preferred a wider range of female body sizes.
They conclude that stress can act to alter judgments of potential partners.
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Is stress another word for alcohol?
Don't believe the Brits.
They ALL get prettier at closing time.
Is "under pressure" supposed to be a "funny" regarding this topic?
withrespect said:
Any thoughts, men? :coffee:
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Not for this guy.
 
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