SWA: Cover Your Cleavage for Takeoff

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Cover Your Cleavage for Takeoff: Southwest Airlines Screws Up Again

On June 5th, Avital* was boarding a 6 AM flight from Las Vegas to New York in a comfy cotton dress, a loose open flannel shirt and a colorful scarf when she was told that her cleavage was "inappropriate." The airline dealt with the incident as it has many, many times in the past (at least when customers contact media outlets to complain): by offering the aggrieved customer an apology and a refund. Why won't Southwest stop kicking people off flights for reasons even the airline will admit are over-the-top?

Although Avital was told she wouldn't be able to fly if she didn't button up her flannel shirt, she bravely bared her breasts all the way onto the plane. "I didn't want to let the representative's Big Feelings about my breasts change the way I intended to board my flight," she explained. "And lo and behold, the plane didn't fall out of the sky...my cleavage did not interfere with the plane's ability to function properly." Imagine that!
 

vraiblonde

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Although Avital was told she wouldn't be able to fly if she didn't button up her flannel shirt, she bravely bared her breasts all the way onto the plane. "I didn't want to let the representative's Big Feelings about my breasts change the way I intended to board my flight," she explained. "And lo and behold, the plane didn't fall out of the sky...my cleavage did not interfere with the plane's ability to function properly." Imagine that!
I hate people like this and would have been tempted to slap the chit out of her. Hey hippie! I'm okay, you're a moron! :yay:

Oh, and?

"Slut shaming, pure and simple."
Stop being a slut and you won't have to worry about it.
 

Misfit

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Hank

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Pic is in the story. She's a hippie looking ick person. I'd have made her cover those things up, too.

eww... I am scared to see what her face looks like... kinda glad they cropped the pic...I can smell her hippie patchouli laden sweat through my monitor...
 

twinoaks207

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Simple solution. Don't fly Southwest. I've heard enough of these stories already that I would just look for another airline in the first place. That would eliminate any possibility of encountering these kinds of "glitches". Who needs extra stress when flying? :shrug: Between worrying about whether or not we're going to get groped or x-rayed by TSA, or a "terrorist" will slip through and we'll all get blown up, why add the possibility of public humiliation? Just don't fly Southwest...simple.
 
Simple solution. Don't fly Southwest. I've heard enough of these stories already that I would just look for another airline in the first place. That would eliminate any possibility of encountering these kinds of "glitches". Who needs extra stress when flying? :shrug: Between worrying about whether or not we're going to get groped or x-rayed by TSA, or a "terrorist" will slip through and we'll all get blown up, why add the possibility of public humiliation? Just don't fly Southwest...simple.

I have a SW flight this summer. Can I wear my wife beater t-shirt? It does show a bit of cleavage as do my jeans when I bend over. I guess I should ask them.
 

Baja28

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Other than the woman appearing to be unattractive, I really didn't see anything wrong with the outfit. :shrug:
 

vraiblonde

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Other than the woman appearing to be unattractive, I really didn't see anything wrong with the outfit. :shrug:

I just think that if you're going to have your boobs hanging out for the world to see, they should at least be worth looking at.
 
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