Teen Sues Over 'Lesbian Barbie' Shirt Ban

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
How about:

Goth Barbie
Jonestown Barbie (holding a cup of the Kool-Aid of Death)
Death Metal Barbie (you push a button and she sings in the genre's Cookie Monster/Hulkamania style)
Passive-Aggressive Barbie

Let's not forget:

Metrosexual Ken
Drunk Abusive Ken (comes with wife-beater shirt)
Porn Addict Ken
Thug Wannabe Ken (pathetic white boy who pretends to be tough by wearing hip-hop clothes)
Postcollegiate Ken (comes with grungy bachelor apartment with $50 worth of furniture and $20,000 worth of audio and video equipment)
 
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