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FED_UP

Well-Known Member
Told the Ensign we needed batteries for the sound powered phone, he just wanted to know where were they at.

Sandiago, first time leave after boot camp graduate. Me and another dude was looking to have get a specific sex act. Dude comes up to us, says what kind of woman do you want blonde, brunette etc. We give him cash, he says wait here. Well after about 20 minutes and never seeing the dude again we gained a life lesson. :shrug: I think the lesson was we just picked the wrong day.
 
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Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
Ask a supply officer what is 1 +1. Most likely they will reply "What do we need it to be?".
 
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