Ten most worst kids T.V. shows

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
Not that this matters, but Lazy Town has taught my oldest to take "sports candy" to have throughout practice with her for more energy. "Sports candy" is apples and oranges for those unfamilar with the show.
 

tastycakes

New Member
Rolie Polie Olie is still on. Watch it every day along with the Doodle Bops and Little Einsteins. I draw the line at the Backyardigans though. Still trying to figure out what the Pink one is supposed to be. Higglytown Heroes isn't too bad either.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
You know how every episode of "Scooby Doo" used the basic "Hound of the Baskervilles" plot? Not only does "Higglytown Heroes" uses the same plot each time, but I swear Disney runs the same six or seven episodes over and over. The squirrel is voiced by the secretary from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," the mighty Edie McClurg. I keep expecting her to say, "Oh, the Higglytown Hero is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

"The Doodlebops" is so empty-headed it makes "The Archies" look like "Masterpiece Theatre."

sockgirl77 said:
Nothing like 5 ghey men prancing around.

My kids have already outgrown the Wiggles. Any ideas on how these guys could sound like manly men? "Today, kids, we're going to the pub to ogle some sheilas and drink Foster's until we pass out."
 

cholo

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sockgirl77 said:
I just knew that he had to be on something to play that big of a dork. Weed or LSD?

I doubt he was on anything. He was the creator, producer, main (live) character, and is still a consultant for the show. He's making BANK off that dorky persona.

And why does he have to be a drug abuser to be a rocker?
 

GeezLouise

tired and content....
cholo said:
I doubt he was on anything. He was the creator, producer, main (live) character, and is still a consultant for the show. He's making BANK off that dorky persona.

And why does he have to be a drug abuser to be a rocker?


Geez, I didn't know he did all that. :shrug:
 
sockgirl77 said:
I just knew that he had to be on something to play that big of a dork. Weed or LSD?


Not every dork has to be on weed or lsd. Not all kids need to think that men should be manly macho and afraid to cry *******s!
 

cholo

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GeezLouise said:
oh my....after seeing him doing Blues Clues, I can't really picture him as a rocker. :lol:

Green Puppy sometimes fills in on drums.
 

GeezLouise

tired and content....
I liked the old Steve better than the newer guy (forgot his name). That is the cutest show though, always have liked it for the little ones. :yay:
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
cholo said:
Steve Burns, the original host and creator of Blue's Clues, is now a rocker.

http://www.steveburnsrocks.us/

<img src=http://www.steveburnsrocks.us/photogallery/images/swb_SteveGeetar33_small.jpg>
I Wanna Be Your AlphaMale
Manchild to base, come in, over
We seem to have some sort of a situation here at the club
We’re not really sure what it is, ahh, but it is picking up all the ladies
Ahh, it appears to be some sort of Alpha Male
Request back up

Hey wait, maybe I should be dumb
Start sucking on my thumb
Get really into my hair
Dance like I’m into Cher

I know it's not supposed to be fair
I no longer care
And I refuse to fail
Gonna be your Alpha Male
Yeah, Yeah
Be your Alpha Male

Boom Shucka Uckla
Boom Shucka Uckla

Give me the reasons, I've heard it all before
I'd be cuter if I wasn't so short
But you won't be so sure
When we're walking out the door

I know it's not supposed to be fair
I no longer care
And I refuse to fail
Gonna be your Alpha Male
Yeah, Yeah
Be your Alpha Male

Song For Dustmites
Nano you and Nano me
Living beside the micron sea

Will the stars spin 'round the earth again?
I don't know, it's up to them
They'll get to it later

The biggest baddest world you've ever seen
is smaller than a tear
Where all the kids have robot hearts
and dustmites fight
with micro-gears

Remember when the earth was still and
the universe spun round and round
just for us?

The biggest baddest world you've ever seen
is smaller than a tear
Where all the kids have robot hearts
and dustmites fight
with micro-gears

Leaping without looking baby
I hope you're holding on

Leaping without looking baby
I hope you're holding on

No, he wasn't on anything. :sarcasm:
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
CableChick said:
Not every dork has to be on weed or lsd. Not all kids need to think that men should be manly macho and afraid to cry *******s!

I was joking about male stereotypes.

cholo said:
And why does he have to be a drug abuser to be a rocker?

I think that was just a joke as well. Sam Kinison once said Rock Against Drugs sounded like Christians Against Christ: "Rock created drugs!"

It used to be sex, drugs, and rock 'n 'roll. Now it's online sex chats, crystal meth and "American Idol."
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
GeezLouise said:
I liked the old Steve better than the newer guy (forgot his name). That is the cutest show though, always have liked it for the little ones. :yay:
There is a new show called Blue's Room. It is puppets instead of cartoon but I can't find it on any channel. :ohwell:
 

cholo

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GeezLouise said:
I liked the old Steve better than the newer guy (forgot his name). That is the cutest show though, always have liked it for the little ones. :yay:

Joe. He looks like a frat boy.
 
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