luvmygdaughters
Well-Known Member
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS!!
In order to continue getting-by in North America (our home land),
we all need to learn the NEW English language!
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll
be able to fit right in with the growing trend!! Now, here goes..
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-
service:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees ."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: ".....What??"
RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes ?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I... don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder ?
G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad??"
G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy ...tea ...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RS: "One Minnie . Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy..rye ??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjooberrymuds ."
G: "You're welcome."
In order to continue getting-by in North America (our home land),
we all need to learn the NEW English language!
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll
be able to fit right in with the growing trend!! Now, here goes..
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-
service:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees ."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: ".....What??"
RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes ?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I... don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder ?
G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad??"
G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy ...tea ...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RS: "One Minnie . Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy..rye ??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjooberrymuds ."
G: "You're welcome."