That's just wrong!
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Must... Not... Laugh.
UglyBear
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Old joke brought up by political bickering while there are pics of hot chicks with guns and perfect trigger discipline:
A rooster is chasing hens around the yard. Farmer comes out to the porch, throws a handful of grain on the ground. The rooster immediately stops and goes to peck at the grain. The farmer mutters “Dang, I hope to never be THAT hungry”.
A rooster is chasing hens around the yard. Farmer comes out to the porch, throws a handful of grain on the ground. The rooster immediately stops and goes to peck at the grain. The farmer mutters “Dang, I hope to never be THAT hungry”.
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
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I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police." and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver
A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police." and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver