That's just wrong!

[GopherM]

A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.”​

“What happened?” The father asks.

“Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , then she asked, ‘and 9 * 7?’ So I asked ‘what’s the f***ing difference?’

“Indeed, what is the difference?” asks the father. ”Sure, I’ll go.”

The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, “Dad, have you gone by the school?”

“Not yet.”

“Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”

“Why?” asks the father.

“Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I suppose to stand on…. my c**k??'”

“Exactly,” says the father. “Alright, I’ll come.”

The next day, the boy asks his father “Did you go to the school?” “No, not yet.”

“Don’t bother, I got expelled.”

Surprised, the father asks “Why did you get expelled?”

“Well, they summoned me to the principal’s office, and sitting there was the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.”

“The f**k was the art teacher doing there!?” asks the father.

“That’s what I said!”

 

[Clem72]

Looks like something you'd find in Japan. There's got to be 30 or 40 versions of Kit Kats and most are not good

They have green tea ones and wasabi ones and they look the same. Just sayin, in case your wife eats all your oreos like mine does.

 

[Kyle]

A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.”​

“What happened?” The father asks.

“Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , then she asked, ‘and 9 * 7?’ So I asked ‘what’s the f***ing difference?’

“Indeed, what is the difference?” asks the father. ”Sure, I’ll go.”

The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, “Dad, have you gone by the school?”

“Not yet.”

“Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”

“Why?” asks the father.

“Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I suppose to stand on…. my c**k??'”

“Exactly,” says the father. “Alright, I’ll come.”

The next day, the boy asks his father “Did you go to the school?” “No, not yet.”

“Don’t bother, I got expelled.”

Surprised, the father asks “Why did you get expelled?”

“Well, they summoned me to the principal’s office, and sitting there was the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.”

“The f**k was the art teacher doing there!?” asks the father.

“That’s what I said!”

Dammit I thought they said my school records were sealed.

 

[Merlin99]

Dammit I thought they said my school records were sealed.

You thought they were kidding about that permanent record.

 

[gemma_rae]

Mom calls her two young boys, 5 and 9, down to the kitchen for breakfast. As they enter the kitchen, the 9 year smiles at the 5 year old and says, "Watch this".

"So, what would you boys like for breakfast?" asks Mom. The 9 year old contemplates this for a moment and says " Aw geez Mom, just give me some f*ckin' Cheerios". ...silence... Like lightening, Mom slaps him right across the mouth, then grabs the broom and beats him with it all the way back upstairs to his room and threatens "Just you wait until your father gets home!".

Upon return to the kitchen, she asks the 5 year old "And just what would you like for breakfast, Mr?". With tears streaming down his face the 5 year old summons the courage to say, "I sure don't want the f*cking Cheerios Mommy!"