The 96th Indianapolis 500

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Ryan Briscoe on the pole, a race more unpredictable than ever, new car, supercharged engines, a new era! I think this will be the greatest Indianapolis 500 in over a decade. ABC, now!

Just wish Dan Wheldon was still around.
 

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Maybe his wife can buy a bigger diamond now. That was quite the last couple laps.

I'm tired of Ashley Judd. That's about 20% of the reason I hate it when Dario wins (the other 80% of why I hate when Dario wins is because he's genuinely a dick). Why do ABC and NBC feel the need to show her off when he wins and interview her and congratulate her... she wasn't in the car, she wasn't over the wall, she didn't win.

There are 32 other drivers in that race I would've rather seen win but that was one for the ages, best Indy 500 I've ever seen hands down. Instant classic.
 
I'm tired of Ashley Judd. That's about 20% of the reason I hate it when Dario wins (the other 80% of why I hate when Dario wins is because he's genuinely a dick). Why do ABC and NBC feel the need to show her off when he wins and interview her and congratulate her... she wasn't in the car, she wasn't over the wall, she didn't win.

There are 32 other drivers in that race I would've rather seen win but that was one for the ages, best Indy 500 I've ever seen hands down. Instant classic.
They interview her because she's got nice boobs, she's famous, she's got nice boobs, she's his wife, she's got nice boobs, she doesn't wear undies and she's got nice boobs.
 
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