The Babylon Bee Presents:


PREMO Member
Honest Company Slogans

False advertising is a stain on the fabric of our society. In order to thoroughly bleach this fabric and make it soft with extra fabric softener, we have assembled honest company slogans that we now demand all businesses to switch to. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Nike: Slavery: just do it.

Walmart: We clean the bathrooms sometimes!

Google: Don't Be Evil.

Twitter: Now 9.2% less evil!

Facebook: Hey guys come back! Please?