The CoVid Nats

GregV814

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So, the Nationals have 12 players testing positive for CoVid. They pulled Turner from the game the other night in a dramatic "made for TV" spectacle.

Scripted quite well, the media is responding with dramatic flare.

A couple things to think about.

MLB tests teams on a routine basis as they travel from city to city. Are the tests validated? Did fat larry sell his $12.5 million dollar Korean test kits to MLB? Are the tests tested? 12 players on the Nats, none showing symptoms? Manager Davey "Davey" Martinez alleges that all but one of the players had shots. Who didnt get the shots? Why is he playing?
With shots, why did the 11 test positive? Does this say the shots are ineffective?

OKay, so now the BLM/NFL will require unvaccinated players to wear plastic wrist bands, identifying themselves as such. That band is some sort of mosquito repellant, anti virus protector??? Huffing puffing sweating men 8" apart on the gridiron not getting CoVid. How nice.
 

jrt_ms1995

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OKay, so now the BLM/NFL will require unvaccinated players to wear plastic wrist bands, identifying themselves as such. That band is some sort of mosquito repellant, anti virus protector??? Huffing puffing sweating men 8" apart on the gridiron not getting CoVid. How nice.

No, everyone will line up at least 6' apart and there will be no contact allowed. This will require the QBs to receive the ball from the shotgun position (since they're usually too candy-ass to get up under center where they belong anyway), but will open up the field for them to run the ball; most, however, will still slide to the ground to protect themselves should they approach a defender (but maintain that 6'!) so none will score. There'll be no traditional field goals, either, since the kicker won't be allowed to approach the holder, but a rebirth of the drop kick should ensue. Glad to explain it all; YW.
 
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