Today, it’s open season on the *dministration’s political opponents instead of on actual criminals, so there’s about a 100% chance that the foam-mouthed idiot who just showed up to your conservative meeting or online in your chat thread talking about doing some damn fool thing has a junior G-man – actually, today it’s probably a junior G-nonbinary – on his speed dial. Those unfashionable trespassers involved in the minor fracas on Capitol Hill – libs, save your toobinesque insurrection fantasies for someone who wasn’t in the middle of a real one, incidentally one fueled by your garbage Dem icon Maxine Waters – undoubtedly included a significant number of dudes working for the feds. Oh, the regime’s licensed media is denying it now, but like all the other big stories that got walked-back later – remember the tinkle tape, the Russian bounties, and the pangolin-slandering Wuhan lab thing? – we’ll eventually find out the truth about what the DoJ knew (everything) and when it knew it (all along).
And for those huffy bureaucrat defenders who insist our glorious premier investigative agency would never stoop to framing people, I give you “FBI Agent Kujtim Sadiku [who] admitted last week in an ongoing trial in Knoxville that federal agents:
So, if you think those very special agents wouldn’t gin up and encourage a conspiracy to commit some crime in order to hook-up a bunch of knuckle-dragging Jesus people who like Trump and think that men can’t magically change into women by wanting to, think again. Here’s a good rule of thumb – assume anyone pushing conservatives to do something illegal, immoral, or just plain stupid in a chat room, at a meeting, in a bar, is probably working with the feds to set us up. And the proper response is “Beat it, narc.”
Take the five dingbats who supposedly – because you can trust nothing coming out of the FBI’s PR department – wanted to kidnap Stepford Governor Gretchen Whitmer for some reason. Shockingly, two of the five appear to have been FBI plants – what’s shocking is that the other three weren’t. MSNBCNN went bonkers over this ridiculous nonsense back when it first happened and the FBI is taking a bow for stopping this perilous plot that its own people were apparently plotting. I guess when actual mass murderers keep mass murdering, yet time after time the FBI knew about the nuts beforehand, you kind of need anything like a victory you can get. Retchin’ Gretchen was in more danger from air sickness on that donor’s jet that whisked her off to sunny, sane DeSantisland than from a quintet of misfits with a direct line back to the FBI HQ.
That Loudmouth Troublemaker Is An FBI Snitch
And for those huffy bureaucrat defenders who insist our glorious premier investigative agency would never stoop to framing people, I give you “FBI Agent Kujtim Sadiku [who] admitted last week in an ongoing trial in Knoxville that federal agents:
- Falsely accused former UTK associate professor Dr. Anming Hu of being a Chinese spy.
- Falsely implicated him as an operative for the Chinese military in meetings with Hu’s bosses
- Used false information to put Hu on the federal no-fly list.
- Spurred U.S. customs agents to seize Hu’s computer and phone and spread word throughout the international research community that Hu was poison.
- Used false information to justify putting a team of agents to spy on Hu and his son, a freshman at UTK, for nearly two years.
- Used false information to press Hu to become a spy for the U.S. government.”
So, if you think those very special agents wouldn’t gin up and encourage a conspiracy to commit some crime in order to hook-up a bunch of knuckle-dragging Jesus people who like Trump and think that men can’t magically change into women by wanting to, think again. Here’s a good rule of thumb – assume anyone pushing conservatives to do something illegal, immoral, or just plain stupid in a chat room, at a meeting, in a bar, is probably working with the feds to set us up. And the proper response is “Beat it, narc.”
Take the five dingbats who supposedly – because you can trust nothing coming out of the FBI’s PR department – wanted to kidnap Stepford Governor Gretchen Whitmer for some reason. Shockingly, two of the five appear to have been FBI plants – what’s shocking is that the other three weren’t. MSNBCNN went bonkers over this ridiculous nonsense back when it first happened and the FBI is taking a bow for stopping this perilous plot that its own people were apparently plotting. I guess when actual mass murderers keep mass murdering, yet time after time the FBI knew about the nuts beforehand, you kind of need anything like a victory you can get. Retchin’ Gretchen was in more danger from air sickness on that donor’s jet that whisked her off to sunny, sane DeSantisland than from a quintet of misfits with a direct line back to the FBI HQ.
That Loudmouth Troublemaker Is An FBI Snitch
