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Gumbo here!" For channel 99 Retard TV. Reporting LIVE from Southern Maryland Forums.com.
Where a thread named Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater has metastasized into a living brain cell eating organism, turning several people into brain dead zombies.
In a little less than two short months this destructive organism, AKA known as a thread has devoured enough brain cells to weigh in at 5813lbs. (aka posts.)
Some say this monsters belly is full of MPDs (those with multiple personality disorders) and other feeble minded members.
No one is quite sure what makes this thread monster tick or just how many members will be recovered after the death of this thread.
Others say it will never die and won't stop until everyone in the Southern Maryland forums is brain dead.
The owner of the forum has tried numerous times to kill the destructive beast, with no prevail.
The owner is also looking to hirer a thread hunter to go deep inside the belly of the beast and read all the posts, in hopes to learn how it ticks.
The owner said! We desperately need someone like Steve Irwin to study it, perhaps then we can learn how to kill it. If not perhaps a thread whisperer to at least tame it.
Signing off
Gumbo live! From channel 99 Retard TV. Here from Southern Maryland Forums.com. Where mind rot isn't just a wasted space in your head.
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