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tyky

eieio
Wrong number phone calls are fun :roflmao:

what did you do?


I had someone call my OnStar phone in my car the other day

I said hello and this girl comes on and says "hey girl you have to wikipedia this" and I cut her off and said who is this and she said her name and I told her she must have the wrong number

I am kicking myself now, what if it was a good word to wikipedia and I missed it :ohwell:
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
what did you do?


I had someone call my OnStar phone in my car the other day

I said hello and this girl comes on and says "hey girl you have to wikipedia this" and I cut her off and said who is this and she said her name and I told her she must have the wrong number

I am kicking myself now, what if it was a good word to wikipedia and I missed it :ohwell:


Someone called just a few minutes ago.

I answer "Hey What's up?"

other person "Nothing much. My leg is killingme."

Me: "Oh man, that sucks."

other: "Why do you sound different?"

Me: "What are you talking about?"

other: "Is this Mom?"

Me: "No."

other: "Oh...sorry, wrong number."

Click.


:roflmao:
 

kvj21075

Meow
Never again will I buy you chocolate. :coffee: (ungratefull)... Those things are like $2.20 a bar :killingme

:smoochy:
i really like the dark choc bar u got me, but that other one u got me was like a small piece of heaven in my mouth!!!! i think about it constantly! its always on my mind! i cant stop thinking about the next time im going to get a piece. what i have to do to get another hit of that chocolate. ill do anything! i need that choc bar!!!
 
i really like the dark choc bar u got me, but that other one u got me was like a small piece of heaven in my mouth!!!! i think about it constantly! its always on my mind! i cant stop thinking about the next time im going to get a piece. what i have to do to get another hit of that chocolate. ill do anything! i need that choc bar!!!

Geez, I think I need that chocolate bar! :lol:
 

kvj21075

Meow
guess......:killingme

:lol: :high5: I was going to say You know she does :lol:

I don't think she is talking about a chocolate bar!! I think she is talking about chocolate on a "bar". :whistle:

excuse me people!!!! you guys are such perverts!!!!! why cant a choc bar be JUST a choc bar?!?!?! :cds:

you guys are soooooo immature and soooooo perverted! grow up!


sheesh, now as i was saying... do u like dark choc? we ALL already know u like the milk choc :banana:
 
do u like dark choc?

Ehhh, it's okay...it's sorta bitter though so I really prefer milk chocolate :yay:

guess......:killingme

Dur dur, you're hilarious :rolleyes:

:lol: :high5: I was going to say You know she does :lol:

No, she doesn't actually :pete:

I don't think she is talking about a chocolate bar!! I think she is talking about chocolate on a "bar". :whistle:

Nah, she called it a "small piece"...I don't think she was talking 4d's bar.
 

kvj21075

Meow
Nah, she called it a "small piece"...I don't think she was talking 4d's bar.

theres two ways i can take this, u think 4d has a small penis because i said small bar and u thought i was tlaking abotu chocolate, orrrrrr

u know 4d has a big penis and know i cant be talknig about him since i said it was small

i prefer the latter since 4d has big :banana:

but then i have the problem of...... how do u really know???

u either trust i am telling u the truth orrrrrr

u have had sex with 4d :cds: and i am only freaking out cause i wasnt invited lol.



but seriously if i find the right choc im buying the whole friggin 10 bar box and ill send u one :lol:
 

4d2008

New Member
i really like the dark choc bar u got me, but that other one u got me was like a small piece of heaven in my mouth!!!! i think about it constantly! its always on my mind! i cant stop thinking about the next time im going to get a piece. what i have to do to get another hit of that chocolate. ill do anything! i need that choc bar!!!
Picked you up 4 bars of it today :love:
 
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