The Men's Room

[kwillia]

Fun story...

My best friend and I had to spend two weeks in Cherry Point to provide training to the marines for application we were supporting at the time. We spent our evenings at a pool hall called Big Daddy's right outside the marine base. That was the one and only establishment I've ever been to where there was always a line at the men's room and never at the ladies room...we got such a kick out of that...

 

[rack'm]

As I exit the ladies' restroom, there's this guy standing by the men's room door, obviously waiting for a vacancy. So I held the ladies' room door open and said, "Next..."

This guy looked at me like I was insane. Seriously, the look of horror on his face was like I'd just asked him to rob the store or something.

Shoot.....I've took a leak in a bunch of women's bathrooms.....

 

[Otter]

Is this a big deal?:shrug:

 

[Wenchy]

I thought it was very nice of you to offer that to him Vrai. I like when I come out of the mens room and there is a guy waiting Have you ever been in one of those huge one seaters with a lame looking lock? The toliet is always so far away from the door

The last time I ventured into the "Men's Room", I opened the door and this poor guy's mouth just fell open that was waiting for the room.

I laughed, and told him I changed the TP roll for him.

If the line is 4 deep for the women's I'm going for the men's. (single room)

I have been known to just go into a communal men's room if the situation warrants it.

 

[virgovictoria]

Is this a big deal?:shrug:

Sir, have you registered to be in here?

 

[K_Jo]

Is this a big deal in my pants?:shrug:

Yes. Very, very big.

 

[baileydog]

I peed in the mens room at the Tiki bar. The line for the girls room was worse than the line for the Mai tai.

 

[mainman]

And how come theres never a line at the mens room?

Because for us a bathroom is just that, we go, do our business and then we are OUT...

A bathroom is like a high school reunion for yall.... You take all of your girlfriends with you and gab and put makeup on and primp..

Come on ladies, squat, push, wipe, wash and leave....

 

[stockgirl]

I peed in the mens room at the Tiki bar. The line for the girls room was worse than the line for the Mai tai.

For real! After 3 Kokomai's I had to go, over and over again. By time I got to the beginning of the line I was gonna bust. After I finally got to pee, I just went right back to the back of the line. I figured that I'd have to go again as before I'd get back to the beginning.

 

[Jameo]

Because for us a bathroom is just that, we go, do our business and then we are OUT...

A bathroom is like a high school reunion for yall.... You take all of your girlfriends with you and gab and put makeup on and primp..

Come on ladies, squat, push, wipe, wash and leave....

Your forgot drop pants & panties, THEN squat, push, wipe, PULL UP pants & panties, wash and leave

 

[baileydog]

For real! After 3 Kokomai's I had to go, over and over again. By time I got to the beginning of the line I was gonna bust. After I finally got to pee, I just went right back to the back of the line. I figured that I'd have to go again as before I'd get back to the beginning.

For real, how come the Tiki bar doesnt just hire a waitress to bring drinks to all the women waiting in line.

 

[justbeachy]

Sorry, couldn't resist.


Penis! Up Up and Awaaaaaaaayyy.....

 

[RoseRed]

Rumor has it there will be expanded peepee facilities at the Tiki this year.

 

[Tonio]

But if it's a single, a bathroom is a bathroom. :shrug:

I agree.

Vrai, what did you think of the room's smell? I imagine you thinking, "My God, I knew men were pigs, but it smells like a communal grave in here! I'm going to make Larry start taking care of his business in the woods."

 

[CableChick]

Your forgot drop pants & panties, THEN squat, push, wipe, PULL UP pants & panties, wash and leave

Key word J!

 

[Otter]

Rumor has it there will be expanded peepee facilities at the Tiki this year.

Fact

 

[Tonio]

Penis! Up Up and Awaaaaaaaayyy.....

Sounds like an underground comic book. "Coming next month, our hero defeats the Big Jim 'n' The Twins gang only to face his ultimate foe, Harry Beaver."

 

[RoseRed]

Fact

There is a God...

I you.

 

[kwillia]

There is a God...

I you.

Pssst... I don't think it's Otter actually laying the pipe.

 

[RoseRed]

Pssst... I don't think it's Otter actually laying the pipe.

He doesn't want to get his hands dirty.