The MJ Thread

[capsfan78]

We all know the jokes are coming, so lets see what everyone has.
I'll start.


- Michael Jackson will not be cremated since he is mostly plastic. Instead, he will be melted down into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.


- Autopsy reports are back on MJ. Cause of death was food poisoning, eating a pair of 12 year old nuts.


- Fara Faucett died yesterday, upon reaching Heaven god gave her one wish. "I wish to save the children of the world". God grants her wish and takes Michael Jackson.


- In remembrance of of Michael Jackson, McDonalds is coming out with the McJackson burger. It's 50 yr old meat, between 12 year old buns.

 

[ICit]

We all know the jokes are coming, so lets see what everyone has.
I'll start.


- Michael Jackson will not be cremated since he is mostly plastic. Instead, he will be melted down into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.


- Autopsy reports are back on MJ. Cause of death was food poisoning, eating a pair of 12 year old nuts.


- Fara Faucett died yesterday, upon reaching Heaven god gave her one wish. "I wish to save the children of the world". God grants her wish and takes Michael Jackson.


- In remembrance of of Michael Jackson, McDonalds is coming out with the McJackson burger. It's 50 yr old meat, between 12 year old buns.

 

[morningbell]

We all know the jokes are coming, so lets see what everyone has.
I'll start.


- Michael Jackson will not be cremated since he is mostly plastic. Instead, he will be melted down into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.


- Autopsy reports are back on MJ. Cause of death was food poisoning, eating a pair of 12 year old nuts.


- Fara Faucett died yesterday, upon reaching Heaven god gave her one wish. "I wish to save the children of the world". God grants her wish and takes Michael Jackson.


- In remembrance of of Michael Jackson, McDonalds is coming out with the McJackson burger. It's 50 yr old meat, between 12 year old buns.

You obviously didn't look in Fight Club

 

[capsfan78]

You obviously didn't look in Fight Club

Nope

 

[morningbell]

Nope

 

[Beta84]

ya know, MJ is awesome and I don't know why everyone has been picking on her and saying she died yesterday. I saw her post today. geez you people are dumb.

 

[vraiblonde]

What did Michael Jackson like best about 26 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

 

[Monello]

Michael Jackson candy bar - White chocolate with no nutz.

 

[ovred]

We all know the jokes are coming, so lets see what everyone has.
I'll start.


- Michael Jackson will not be cremated since he is mostly plastic. Instead, he will be melted down into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.


- Autopsy reports are back on MJ. Cause of death was food poisoning, eating a pair of 12 year old nuts.


- Fara Faucett died yesterday, upon reaching Heaven god gave her one wish. "I wish to save the children of the world". God grants her wish and takes Michael Jackson.


- In remembrance of of Michael Jackson, McDonalds is coming out with the McJackson burger. It's 50 yr old meat, between 12 year old buns.

 

[aps45819]

ya know, MJ is awesome and I don't know why everyone has been picking on her and saying she died yesterday. I saw her post today. geez you people are dumb.

Michael Jackson was a fantastic entertainer and he touched a lot of people.


... unfortunatly, they were young boys.

 

[Rael]

Dang, they canceled the London dates. Poor Nigel (8) and Colin (11).

 

[Mike]

We all know the jokes are coming, so lets see what everyone has.
I'll start.

I got these in an e-mail:

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. –you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.

 

[toppick08]

If you hear a rumbling sound in the sky, it is not thunder, it is
> Elvis whipping Michael Jackson's ass for marrying Lisa Marie!!!

 

[mingiz]

If you hear a rumbling sound in the sky, it is not thunder, it is
> Elvis whipping Michael Jackson's ass for marrying Lisa Marie!!!

Good One Topic

 

[Terence]

omg funny but mean

 

[Mike]

What's black with 8 legs?
The Jackson Four

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”


What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!