The Perfect Dress

WishyWashy

New Member
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not; I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
wearing it," she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,
"Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress.

After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping
and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch,
Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress?
You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."
 

mv_princess

mv = margaritaville
Ok let me break this down for you boys.

Mom is going to wear the dress the day before, so it looks like Step mom copied her the next day at the wedding.
 
mv_princess said:
Ok let me break this down for you boys.

Mom is going to wear the dress the day before, so it looks like Step mom copied her the next day at the wedding.
Diabolical.
 

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
Jeesh. Men. I guess they are only good for one thing. :rolleyes:

And I'll bet they opened this thread in hopes of seeing cleavage pouring from a teeny tiny black dress. :lmao:
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
nachomama said:
Jeesh. Men.

Oh, c'mon. You gotta love the fact that all the men at the wedding could be wearing the exact same thing and not give a fig. Or even notice.
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
mv_princess said:
Ok let me break this down for you boys.

Mom is going to wear the dress the day before, so it looks like Step mom copied her the next day at the wedding.
:lol: glad I'm a guy and don't have to worry about crap like that.

All the guys rented identical tuxedos and spent the day checking out cleavage :yay:
 
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