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Mousebaby
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THE PREGNANT BLONDE
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so
excitedly but I thought, "what the heck?", and I starting jumping up and
down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping and
down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she'd been trying
for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more!"
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregn ant,
I asked her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had
a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so
excitedly but I thought, "what the heck?", and I starting jumping up and
down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping and
down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she'd been trying
for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more!"
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregn ant,
I asked her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had
a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
