The smibbiest thing I've ever read

[PeoplesElbow]

VIDEO: Man Runs from Police and Gets Stuck in Drainage Pipe in Hollywood

On Saturday, May 2, 2020, at approximately 11:00 a.m., police responded to the 23500 block of Mervell Dean Road in Hollywood, for the reported domestic assault.

smnewsnet.com

 

[Monello]

SMIBalicious

 

[baxter]

What a JACKASS, should have just sealed of the pipe for a day or so,,,

 

[DaSDGuy]

VIDEO: Man Runs from Police and Gets Stuck in Drainage Pipe in Hollywood

On Saturday, May 2, 2020, at approximately 11:00 a.m., police responded to the 23500 block of Mervell Dean Road in Hollywood, for the reported domestic assault.

smnewsnet.com

You must not remember the couple who made their own sex toy with a recipricating saw

 

[PeoplesElbow]

You must not remember the couple who made their own sex toy with a recipricating saw

That was f'd up, but not really smibby.

 

[Ken King]

Pretty sure Knittel isn't a prominent, nor historic, surname for the SOMD region. While I might agree that the boy is probably inbred, I don't think you could classify him as a smibby.

 

[DannyMotorcycle]

a real genius

 

[InfectedMushroom]

He probably gained a few quaranfats and got stuck!

 

[blacklabman]

We had a similar situation down here in Fairfield, VA a couple of months ago. It was winter, the pipe was full of water, and the subject was wet and refused to come out to the police. He died. Hypothermia.

 

[stgislander]

With all the rain we've been having, a drainage pipe is the last place I'd try to hide.

 

[BernieP]

Actually I was thinking a fire hose or two would have flushed him out with the rest of the trash.
Interesting that with so many jails and prisons releasing convicts, SMC is detaining people without bond .
Agree with Ken, don't think he meets full requirements to be a SMIB.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

New contender

Charges Pending For Impaired Driver Who Passed Out in Lexington Park McDonald's Drive Through

Employees were able to wake the man before police arrived, and he was identified as Jonathan Stephen Hoyer, 27, of Ridge.

smnewsnet.com

 

[PrchJrkr]

The poor boy is skin and bones. They should've at the very least let him get some food for the trip to jail.

 

[limblips]

If Steny had a son.

 

[vraiblonde]

New contender

Charges Pending For Impaired Driver Who Passed Out in Lexington Park McDonald's Drive Through

Employees were able to wake the man before police arrived, and he was identified as Jonathan Stephen Hoyer, 27, of Ridge.

smnewsnet.com

Hoyer, eh?

 

[BernieP]

The poor boy is skin and bones. They should've at the very least let him get some food for the trip to jail.

I saw and two things came to mind, drugs or diabetes. The fact that his health deteriorated after he was locked up makes me think it wasn't alcohol.
Young diabetics can be skinny as onset is usually marked with rapid unexplained weight loss.
The problem is the more they eat, the higher the blood glucose goes because none of the food is metabolized and fed back to the muscles as energy. Since the muscles don't get energy they tell the body to start burning fat, when the fat is gone, it attacks the muscle for energy.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Or heroin

 

[BernieP]

Or heroin

that would come under drugs, that was first thought, but they were able to wake him up, it wasn't until he was at the detention center that things changed.
Diabetics when they are both high or low, have been arrested for DUI because the symptoms appear as similar to intoxicated.
With a narcotic, particularly an OD, the only way to "revive" them is narcan

 

[tuffenuff2]

Hoyer, eh?

He has quite an arrest record.

Hoyer, eh?