the stages of relationship

LmbyNippleChops

Nannypams son
Ok, lets have some real thought about relationships and the stages we go through. Things we only do after knowing someone

For example, How long do you go with someone hefore you are comfortable with passing gas? I dont mean aiming it right at them, I mean just letting it fly?

And we all have things we only do around loved ones. What are your stages?

* Holdings hands in public

* kissing in public

* Comming into the bathroom to get something quick while loved one s on toilet (that is REAL love, or something)

What do you do now that you didn't do while trying to "get with" your hubbies
 
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juggy4805

Guest
LmbyNippleChops said:
Ok, lets have some real thought about relationships and the stages we go through. Things we only do after knowing someone

For example, How long do you go with someone hefore you are comfortable with passing gas? I dont mean aiming it right at them, I mean just letting it fly?

And we all have things we only do around loved ones. What are your stages?

* Holdings hands in public

* kissing in public

* Comming into the bathroom to get something quick while loved one s on toilet (that is REAL love, or something)

What do you do now that you didn't do while trying to "get with" your hubbies


BJ's stop when they are comfortable in the relationship.
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
LmbyNippleChops said:
Ok, lets have some real thought about relationships and the stages we go through. Things we only do after knowing someone

For example, How long do you go with someone hefore you are comfortable with passing gas? I dont mean aiming it right at them, I mean just letting it fly?

And we all have things we only do around loved ones. What are your stages?

* Holdings hands in public

* kissing in public

* Comming into the bathroom to get something quick while loved one s on toilet (that is REAL love, or something)

What do you do now that you didn't do while trying to "get with" your hubbies

Nothing I didn't do before I met him :shrug:
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
LmbyNippleChops said:
Ok, lets have some real thought about relationships and the stages we go through. Things we only do after knowing someone

For example, How long do you go with someone hefore you are comfortable with passing gas? I dont mean aiming it right at them, I mean just letting it fly?

And we all have things we only do around loved ones. What are your stages?

* Holdings hands in public

* kissing in public

* Comming into the bathroom to get something quick while loved one s on toilet (that is REAL love, or something)

What do you do now that you didn't do while trying to "get with" your hubbies
C_Jo and I have never (purposely :blushing) passed gas in front of one another.

I almost always pee with the door open, but I'm not sure when that started. He usually shuts the door because he farts when he pees. :confused:

We've held hands and kissed in public from the start. I like to make sure people know he's mine. :kwillia:
 

LmbyNippleChops

Nannypams son
ok

But I mean, if you and your loved one broke up, and you had to go looking for a new love, what would you not be able to do with this new love.

You have to start over again with the whole manners thing? Talk to me. What do you do now you didn't do while courting
 
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juggy4805

Guest
LmbyNippleChops said:
But I mean, if you and your loved one broke up, and you had to go looking for a new love, what would you not be able to do with this new love.

You have to start over again with the whole manners thing? Talk to me. What do you do now you didn't do while courting


Eat meat like an animal.

Dig out boogies.

Scratch your junk.
 

Nanny Pam

************
LmbyNippleChops said:
But I mean, if you and your loved one broke up, and you had to go looking for a new love, what would you not be able to do with this new love.

You have to start over again with the whole manners thing? Talk to me. What do you do now you didn't do while courting
Like scratching my azz...
or holding my boobs up so the underneath can air out?
 

GeezLouise

tired and content....
K_Jo said:
C_Jo and I have never (purposely :blushing) passed gas in front of one another.

I almost always pee with the door open, but I'm not sure when that started. He usually shuts the door because he farts when he pees. :confused:

We've held hands and kissed in public from the start. I like to make sure people know he's mine. :kwillia:

:lmao: That made me laugh.
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
LmbyNippleChops said:
But I mean, if you and your loved one broke up, and you had to go looking for a new love, what would you not be able to do with this new love.

You have to start over again with the whole manners thing? Talk to me. What do you do now you didn't do while courting

Seriously, I would do nothing. You either take me as the real me or time to move onto someone else who will.
 

rack'm

Jaded
LmbyNippleChops said:
But I mean, if you and your loved one broke up, and you had to go looking for a new love, what would you not be able to do with this new love.

You have to start over again with the whole manners thing? Talk to me. What do you do now you didn't do while courting


So, you're asking what lies you are going to put forward until you have them clenched and let the real you show.

:duh:
 
J

juggy4805

Guest
Nanny Pam said:
Like scratching my azz...
or holding my boobs up so the underneath can air out?


Is that done to stop frumunda cheese?

Ill
 

LmbyNippleChops

Nannypams son
Yes ! !

K_Jo said:
C_Jo and I have never (purposely :blushing) passed gas in front of one another.

I almost always pee with the door open, but I'm not sure when that started. He usually shuts the door because he farts when he pees. :confused:

We've held hands and kissed in public from the start. I like to make sure people know he's mine. :kwillia:

Thats what i'm talking about. You have to really think about why we allow this to happen.

Alot changes when kids come along too. They loke the somewhat improper things so you might do things to make them laugh, Like force a burp
 

Nanny Pam

************
I would't pee with the door open
Brush my teeth
Fart
Burp
Scratch
My legs would be shaved ALL the time.

There must be more...I can't think right now.
 

Nanny Pam

************
LmbyNippleChops said:
Thats what i'm talking about. You have to really think about why we allow this to happen.

Alot changes when kids come along too. They loke the somewhat improper things so you might do things to make them laugh, Like force a burp

Your kids like it when you aim the blow machine at the neighbors! :roflmao:
 

LmbyNippleChops

Nannypams son
Yea boy

Nanny Pam said:
Pics, please


Thats right. when does it become acceptable to pick a winner and fling it out the window. Although, if my JUNK itches, It's gonna get pulled and tugged until I feel better.
 
K_Jo said:
C_Jo and I have never (purposely :blushing) passed gas in front of one another.

I almost always pee with the door open, but I'm not sure when that started. He usually shuts the door because he farts when he pees. :confused:

We've held hands and kissed in public from the start. I like to make sure people know he's mine. :kwillia:
:mad:
 
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