the stages of relationship

[juggy4805]

Thats right. when does it become acceptable to pick a winner and fling it out the window. Although, if my JUNK itches, It's gonna get pulled and tugged until I feel better.

Are you really NP's son?

 

[LordStanley]

But I mean, if you and your loved one broke up, and you had to go looking for a new love, what would you not be able to do with this new love.

You have to start over again with the whole manners thing? Talk to me. What do you do now you didn't do while courting

Why not just be yourself. If the girl dosent like what you do in the begining of a relationship, what makes you think she will find it acceptible later on.

 

[K_Jo]

 

[SamSpade]

Funny, the ONE thing that definitely changed over time is how much I *don't* fart in front of or near Bluejay. I think we've created a whole family culture around NOT farting - you know, like "shaking it out" if you fart in your PJ's and you're coming back to the room.


Thank goodness for gassy dogs. They cover over a multitude of sins!

 

[juggy4805]

Why not just be yourself. If the girl dosent like what you do in the begining of a relationship, what makes you think she will find it acceptible later on.

She is in your clutches if she already fell in love though.


My wife and I were together for like 1 1/2 years before I smelled one of hers'.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Why not just be yourself. If the girl dosent like what you do in the begining of a relationship, what makes you think she will find it acceptible later on.

What would the lady think if you were driving her to a really nice restaurant, and you both were all dressed up, and then you picked a huge booger and flung it out the window? You wouldn't do it, would you?

 

[K_Jo]

Sorry. Our analversary is coming up and we'd love for you to join us in a champagne glass-shaped hot tub in the Poconos.

 

[LmbyNippleChops]

What about....

RIMJOBS​

At what point to you go too far south? Theres a thought for ya. Do you dare to ask if it's ok? Do you sneak down for a quick test run? How do you eat at the fudge factory and feel it won't be an issue?

 

[LordStanley]

She is in your clutches if she already fell in love though.


Me and my wife were together for like 1 1/2 years before I smelled one of hers'.

Not mine... I remember the first night we went out drinking and she spent the night. The next morning she got up and Killed my bathroom... Only then did I know ,she was the one for me

 

[Nanny Pam]

RIMJOBS​

At what point to you go too far south? Theres a thought for ya. Do you dare to ask if it's ok? Do you sneak down for a quick test run? How do you eat at the fudge factory and feel it won't be an issue?

 

[LordStanley]

What would the lady think if you were driving her to a really nice restaurant, and you both were all dressed up, and then you picked a huge booger and flung it out the window? You wouldn't do it, would you?

No, I wouldnt do that. I would make sure my nose was booger free before we went out.

But let me ask you this... What is worse.

Talking to a man across the dinner table, and seeing this big greenie hanging from the end of his nose.

Or catching him picking it while walking through the parking lot

 

[aps45819]

Sorry. Our analversary is coming up

Guess that first back door made quite the impression

 

[nachomama]

I would't pee with the door open
Brush my teeth
Fart
Burp
Scratch
My legs would be shaved ALL the time.

There must be more...I can't think right now.

Panties & Bra ALWAYS match when your single...

 

[Nanny Pam]

Panties & Bra ALWAYS match when your single...

Thats right. And now , it like..."what bra?"

 

[CandyRain]

Men stop french kissing and kissing during sex.

Fortunately for whomever I'm with, I never change. Never put on a front that you can't continue forever.

 

[juggy4805]

Men stop french kissing and kissing during sex.

Fortunately for whomever I'm with, I never change. Never put on a front that you can't continue forever.

So BJ's forever. Whoooo hoooooooo Have some flowers. You deserve them.





I'm just joking.

 

[LordStanley]

Men stop french kissing and kissing during sex.

Fortunately for whomever I'm with, I never change. Never put on a front that you can't continue forever.

Men stop french kissing? Ive never heard that. Unless your bent into a position where kissing is not possible

 

[mainman]

RIMJOBS​

At what point to you go too far south? Theres a thought for ya. Do you dare to ask if it's ok? Do you sneak down for a quick test run? How do you eat at the fudge factory and feel it won't be an issue?

There are rules for this stuff?

 

[CandyRain]

Men stop french kissing? Ive never heard that. Unless your bent into a position where kissing is not possible

Told ya I'm meeting the wrong guys. Yes, he stopped french kissing. I got pecks in the morning and pecks when he saw me. Foreplay was him looking at me and throwing down.

 

[CandyRain]

So BJ's forever. Whoooo hoooooooo Have some flowers. You deserve them.





I'm just joking.

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