The start of a Xmas tradition

[TurboK9]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the
broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

 

[libertytyranny]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the
broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

I call His reindeer are all boys. How could they give birth

 

[GWguy]

I call His reindeer are all boys. How could they give birth

You sure?
Dancer?
Prancer? Ok, he's just gay, as is Cupid.
Vixen? women are vixens, not men.

 

[libertytyranny]

You sure?
Dancer?
Prancer? Ok, he's just gay, as is Cupid.
Vixen? women are vixens, not men.

You ever seen rudolph? They all fly but the "team" is big ole strong mens.

lol ever heard that all his reindeer are female? soemthing about males lose their racks by december..but females don't until later? as if logic and the habits of actual reindeer have anything to do with santa's flying team...

 

[TurboK9]

You ever seen rudolph? They all fly but the "team" is big ole strong mens.

lol ever heard that all his reindeer are female? soemthing about males lose their racks by december..but females don't until later? as if logic and the habits of actual reindeer have anything to do with santa's flying team...

Reindeer are from Finland and other Svenska type places. They are all big and burly, both sexes. Look at the Swedish olympic womens swim team. :shrug:

 

[Peepaw95]

something about males lose their racks by december..but females don't until later?

Are you saying that the females lose their racks? That would hurt!

 

[TurboK9]

You ever seen rudolph? They all fly but the "team" is big ole strong mens.

lol ever heard that all his reindeer are female? soemthing about males lose their racks by december..but females don't until later? as if logic and the habits of actual reindeer have anything to do with santa's flying team...

So if logic goes out the window, what makes you so sure the boys aren't having babies? Maybe Santa's reindeer are marsupials, and the female deposits her ovum in the males pouch?

Huh?

Huh?

yeah, that's what I thought.

 

[aps45819]

Every year I let my son put the angel on top of the tree.


Then I tell him when you die, an angel holding a pine tree will meet you at the pearly gates and say "Remember how every Christmas you would shove a pine tree up my ass?"