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A teacher is
> > explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the
> > only animals that stutter," she says.
> >
> >
> > A little girl
> > raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
> >
> >
> > The teacher,
> > knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the
> > girl to describe the incident.
> >
> >
> > "Well," she began,
> > "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives
> > next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
> > the fence into our yard!"
> >
> >
> > "That must've been
> > scary," said the teacher.
> >
> >
> > "It sure was," said
> > the little girl.
> >
> >
> > "My kitty raised
> > her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but before she could say
> > 'FVCK!,'
> > the Rottweiler ate her!"
> >
> >
> > The teacher had to
> > leave the room.
> >
> > explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the
> > only animals that stutter," she says.
> >
> >
> > A little girl
> > raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
> >
> >
> > The teacher,
> > knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the
> > girl to describe the incident.
> >
> >
> > "Well," she began,
> > "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives
> > next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
> > the fence into our yard!"
> >
> >
> > "That must've been
> > scary," said the teacher.
> >
> >
> > "It sure was," said
> > the little girl.
> >
> >
> > "My kitty raised
> > her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but before she could say
> > 'FVCK!,'
> > the Rottweiler ate her!"
> >
> >
> > The teacher had to
> > leave the room.
> >
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