Things you would ban because they "look ridiculous"

KDENISE977

New Member
Yoga pants in sizes any larger than 4
'Juicy' printed on any size pants

Pretty sure yoga pants don't come sized like that. From the ones I've owned, which is a ton, they are, small-medium-large. And I for one wear them every day and not ashamed at all to admit they look pretty decent and I'm certainly not a size 4
 
I didn't realize there were so many annoying things being done by others that I could have, all this time, been bothered by. I feel cheated.

But if we're gonna have a list, I suppose it should include oversized smartphones - like the iPhone 6 Plus or the Galaxy Note. For the love of all things not ridiculous, just say no to walking around looking like you're holding a VHS tape up to your ear!
 
And on that note:

Botox and plastic surgery. Ladies, it doesn't work - you just look like an old person who is surprised that you don't look young anymore.

Speaking of vanity medical treatments: A company I've been following (Kythera, KYTH) just got FDA approval for a first-in-class submental countering injectable. What is that in layman's terms? It's a series of injections that people will soon be able to get to ameliorate the dreaded double chin. Yeah, it dissolves (not actually, but you get the idea) some of the excess fat in your chin. I wonder if you'll be able to get a combo platter consisting of an injection of that product (which will apparently be marketed under the name Kybella) with an injection of botox on the side.
 

BernieP

Resident PIA
Yoga pants in sizes any larger than 4
'Juicy' printed on any size pants

I think if you want to wear inappropriate attire you should have the thick skin to put up with the snickering and snide comments.
Word of advice, if the words "AIRCRAFT CARRIER" fit across your backside, you probably shouldn't be wearing those pants.
 

HeavyChevy75

Podunk FL
I think if you want to wear inappropriate attire you should have the thick skin to put up with the snickering and snide comments.
Word of advice, if the words "AIRCRAFT CARRIER" fit across your backside, you probably shouldn't be wearing those pants.

I just spit my water out reading that.

Mine:

EMO or Goth that think they are expressing themselves dressing like that. Um...dressing like that is nothing new.
The ear things that stretch the ear lobe out.
 

officeguy

Well-Known Member
Pretty sure yoga pants don't come sized like that. From the ones I've owned, which is a ton, they are, small-medium-large. And I for one wear them every day and not ashamed at all to admit they look pretty decent and I'm certainly not a size 4

If you insist:

Any butt in a size greater than 4 in yoga pants (in public I should add)


Just to add some balance:

Speedos on any man with a body-fat over 10%
Any tank-top tees on a man
lift-kits on 2WD pickup trucks.
 

Pete

Repete
Pretty sure yoga pants don't come sized like that. From the ones I've owned, which is a ton, they are, small-medium-large. And I for one wear them every day and not ashamed at all to admit they look pretty decent and I'm certainly not a size 4

Pic? From behind please
 

Pete

Repete
Speaking of vanity medical treatments: A company I've been following (Kythera, KYTH) just got FDA approval for a first-in-class submental countering injectable. What is that in layman's terms? It's a series of injections that people will soon be able to get to ameliorate the dreaded double chin. Yeah, it dissolves (not actually, but you get the idea) some of the excess fat in your chin. I wonder if you'll be able to get a combo platter consisting of an injection of that product (which will apparently be marketed under the name Kybella) with an injection of botox on the side.

Is it effective in FUPA and BIF?
 

jg21

Member
Wishing dead people Happy Birthday in the newspaper. "Happy 98th Birthday, Grandma" Well no...she died 20 years ago.
 

PeoplesElbow

Well-Known Member
Guys not able to grow a beard that isn't all patchy with beards, just give it up please it looks like my scrotum.
 

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
Talon-like fingernails.

I mean, how in the world can you successfully pick your nose or wipe your butt with those things? You CAN'T!
 
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