Things your Parents lied to you about

SamSpade

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When it rains, the angels are spitting...

If you blow bubbles in your milk, it will turn into gasoline....
 

vraiblonde

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I told my kids there was a monster under their bed that would eat them if they didn't go to sleep.
 
"Starving people in China would love to have your brocolli." I took that brocolli to China, and nobody wanted it.

My dad always said "Starving children in Somalia would love to have that food." :blahblah:

I'll never forget the day I brought a large envelope to dinner ... He gave me the old proverbial Somalia speach and I said, "Here, then mail it to them." :duh:



Don't remember anything after that statement... :coffee:

Lesson learned.
 
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