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This is a test for men only and all "real men" will
answer "C" to all of these questions. However, women will
also benefit by reviewing them, so that they get to
understand men and thereby enrich their own lives.
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the
Earth, and ou are the first human they encounter. As a token
of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small
but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing
all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy,
wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently, eliminating
oppression and violence all over the entire earth. You
decide to:
A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.
2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life
do you miss the most?
A. Innocence
B. Idealism
C. Cherry bombs.
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without
regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
B. When he is the Pope (but not on the lips)!
C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is
the only really sportsmanlike way to let him know that, for
business reasons, you have to have him killed.
4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
A. A cat.
B. A dog.
C. A dog that eats cats.
5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's
attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with
her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are
taking it easy. You're watching a football game; she's
reading the papers when she suddenly, out of the clear blue
sky, tells you that she thinks she
really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty
of not knowing where your relationship is going She says
she's not asking whether you want to get married; only
whether you believe that you have some kind of future
together. What do you say?
A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a
future, but you don't want to rush it.
B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you
cannot honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make
a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by
holding out false hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on
third and seventeen.
6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and
you want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the
joys and the sorrows the world has to offer, come what may.
How do you tell her?
A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after
dinner.
B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say
her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze
blowing through her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell
her.
C. Tell her what?
7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and
asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your
first question to her is:
A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
B. "They're in school already?"
C. "We have three of them?"
answer "C" to all of these questions. However, women will
also benefit by reviewing them, so that they get to
understand men and thereby enrich their own lives.
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the
Earth, and ou are the first human they encounter. As a token
of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small
but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing
all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy,
wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently, eliminating
oppression and violence all over the entire earth. You
decide to:
A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.
2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life
do you miss the most?
A. Innocence
B. Idealism
C. Cherry bombs.
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without
regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
B. When he is the Pope (but not on the lips)!
C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is
the only really sportsmanlike way to let him know that, for
business reasons, you have to have him killed.
4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
A. A cat.
B. A dog.
C. A dog that eats cats.
5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's
attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with
her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are
taking it easy. You're watching a football game; she's
reading the papers when she suddenly, out of the clear blue
sky, tells you that she thinks she
really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty
of not knowing where your relationship is going She says
she's not asking whether you want to get married; only
whether you believe that you have some kind of future
together. What do you say?
A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a
future, but you don't want to rush it.
B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you
cannot honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make
a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by
holding out false hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on
third and seventeen.
6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and
you want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the
joys and the sorrows the world has to offer, come what may.
How do you tell her?
A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after
dinner.
B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say
her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze
blowing through her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell
her.
C. Tell her what?
7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and
asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your
first question to her is:
A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
B. "They're in school already?"
C. "We have three of them?"
