this is funny....

onebdzee

onebdzee

off the shelf
I'm standing at the stove this morning making my son his breakfast(yes, he gets a hot meal in the morning)....

next thing I know he is standing next to me naked, dripping on the floor....he is laughing hysterically....Since he has a very contagious laugh I start to laugh as I ask him "what's so funny"....

as he stands in the now large puddle on the floor, still dripping....he says to me(still laughing)...."Mom, I just farted in the shower and my butt jiggled" :killingme

Gotta love 'em!
 
MysticalMom

MysticalMom

Witchy Woman
I have 3 teenagers and an 8 year old. All girls.

A few weeks ago we're sitting around the dinner table at my moms with the whole family, and Gabrielle, and my youngest says. "Guess what? I saw mommy on top of daddy last night."

You could have heard a pin drop for a second. I could have died right there, and of course the whole room exploded in laughter.

Out of the mouths of babes alright. :smack:
 
pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
NLB told me on Monday that God had put his baby sister in my belly. :faint: Mind you all I have my tubes tied!

So then he brought it up again the next morning. I told him I didn't think that God had put a sister for him in my belly. He replied by telling me that God's managers hadn't told him to put it in there yet. Again :faint:
 
J

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
pixiegirl said:
NLB told me on Monday that God had put his baby sister in my belly. :faint: Mind you all I have my tubes tied!

So then he brought it up again the next morning. I told him I didn't think that God had put a sister for him in my belly. He replied by telling me that God's managers hadn't told him to put it in there yet. Again :faint:
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:yikes:
 
CMC122

CMC122

Go Braves!
pixiegirl said:
NLB told me on Monday that God had put his baby sister in my belly. :faint: Mind you all I have my tubes tied!

So then he brought it up again the next morning. I told him I didn't think that God had put a sister for him in my belly. He replied by telling me that God's managers hadn't told him to put it in there yet. Again :faint:
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That's how I found out I was pregnant with my 3rd! A friends son told me I had a baby in my belly:shocking:


And having your tubes tied isn't 100% fool proof:whistle:
 
pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
CMC122 said:
And having your tubes tied isn't 100% fool proof:whistle:
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Ok, Jabba! :lmao:

I am 100% sure that I am not pregnant at this time! And if this crap fails it damn well better be another BOY! I don't want any badass girls!
 
morganj614

morganj614

New Member
pixiegirl said:
Ok, Jabba! :lmao:

I am 100% sure that I am not pregnant at this time! And if this crap fails it damn well better be another BOY! I don't want any badass girls!
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Trust me, ONE Pixie is enough :roflmao:
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
pixiegirl said:
Ok, Jabba! :lmao:

And if this crap fails it damn well better be another BOY! I don't want any badass girls!
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Your mothers revenge wouldn't be complete without that. :ohwell:
 
Wetnoodle

Wetnoodle

New Member
onebdzee said:
he's 7....be eight in May
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He is learning early that butts can be funny,as long as they jiggle.You need to tell him that most woman do that without farting and its a good thing!!
 
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