this is funny....

[kwillia]

I worked with a woman that gifted herself tubal ligation for her 40th birthday present... two years later she went to the doc because she was having "female trouble"... her daughter was born 8 months later...

 

[The Jackoholic]

I worked with a woman that gifted herself tubal ligation for her 40th birthday present... two years later she went to the doc because she was having "female trouble"... her daughter was born 8 months later...

cut, tied, and burned then you know for sure. i think I'll get neutered next year as my birthday gift to myself.

 

[Steve]

I know my 5 year old says things ALL the time that make me

Yes they do. Our 8-y.o. daughter came to me the other day and tried to tell me that ionized silver nitrite makes a superior isometric substrate for supercooled polymers, when everyone knows that its silver nitrate, not nitrite. Silly kids.

 

[Christy]

Yes they do. Our 8-y.o. daughter came to me the other day and tried to tell me that ionized silver nitrite makes a superior isometric substrate for supercooled polymers, when everyone knows that its silver nitrate, not nitrite. Silly kids.

True story.

 

[crabcake]

cut, tied, and burned then you know for sure. i think I'll get neutered next year as my birthday gift to myself.

I was thinking about doing the same for my birthday this summer.

 

[Steve]

I was thinking about doing the same for my birthday this summer.

No, you need to go a few more years; maybe you'll want another mini-you to add to the family.

 

[Geek]

as he stands in the now large puddle on the floor, still dripping....he says to me(still laughing)...."Mom, I just farted in the shower and my butt jiggled"

Gotta love 'em![/QUOTE]