THIS is what's after gun control......

[AC/DC]

A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing.

UFB!!!!!!!!

 

[Ponytail]

A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing.

UFB!!!!!!!!

Door to door collections? Where do these tards find their soapboxes?

 

[AC/DC]

Door to door collections? Where do these tards find their soapboxes?

Next, they'll confiscate the spoons.........too edgy.

 

[Ponytail]

Next, they'll confiscate the spoons.........too edgy.

Say good bye to Mcdonalds famous "sporks"!

 

[mAlice]

I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.

 

[aps45819]

In contrast, a pointed long blade pierces the body like "cutting into a ripe melon".

So what do you use to cut a ripe melon?

 

[Ponytail]

So what do you use to cut a ripe melon?

I'd use an axe.







wrong melon?? :shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

Well, we knew this was coming

 

[Ponytail]

So, is there anything wrong with keeping a chainsaw in the kitchen?

 

[AC/DC]

So, is there anything wrong with keeping a chainsaw in the kitchen?

and you think the mutton is oily now.

 

[Ponytail]

and you think the mutton is oily now.

That, and the kitchen is a mo-fo to clean.

 

[AC/DC]

That, and the kitchen is a mo-fo to clean.

From now on, a kitchen accident is going to require a pint of blood or more, if you survive.

 

[Ponytail]

From now on, a kitchen accident is going to require a pint of blood or more, if you survive.

 

[AC/DC]

EX-Japanese restaurant employee

<img src="http://members.iinet.net.au/~pictim/mines/victims/images/armless.jpg">

 

[mAlice]

<img src="http://members.iinet.net.au/~pictim/mines/victims/images/armless.jpg">

And people call me mean. Go figure.

 

[AC/DC]

And people call me mean. Go figure.

I'm certian they call us more than that......

 

[mAlice]

I'm certian they call us more than that......

 

[aps45819]

So, is there anything wrong with keeping a chainsaw in the kitchen?

Used to live with some guys that found this great deal on the big sasuage looking tubes of frozen ground beef. They'd take one out on the back porch and slice off some burgers with a chain saw. The dogs loved it.

 

[Ponytail]

Used to live with some guys that found this great deal on the big sasuage looking tubes of frozen ground beef. They'd take one out on the back porch and slice off some burgers with a chain saw. The dogs loved it.

 

[Triggerfish]

<img src="http://members.iinet.net.au/~pictim/mines/victims/images/armless.jpg">

hmmmm...looks like a Cambodian war casaulty or from leftover explosives. The lettering looks like Thai, Lao, or Khmer but that looks lake Angor Wat on the shirt so my guess is Khmer...which means Cambodia.....
Cambodian Special Olympics T-shirt?

yeah, I'm over analyzing this, that happens when you're sleep deprived sometimes.