Um, what political career? She wasn't much of a Senator, only got elected because of that D after her name and because she screwed a Boss. Got tapped (ha) for VP because she checked some demographic boxes - Joe Biden mispronounced her name several times when announcing her as his pick.
Not to mention, failed VPs don't typically go on to bigger and better things; they fade away into oblivion and occasionally pop their head up like gophers - "Give me attention!! No? Huh....fine...I'll try again in another year or so..."
Yet the bullshit fake news media just can't quit her. "Oh, she can run for this and this and this..." She can run for Town Drunk and be the black female Otis. That's about it. She and Hillary can do a reality show - Real Housewives of Box Chardonnay. They can compete to see who has the biggest douchebag for a husband. She can take a permanent seat on The View, which will guarantee that televised exorcism* finally gets canceled. She can get a show on MSNBC - get her a bunch of wigs and it will be like Joy Reid never left. She could be Jon Stewart's sidekick to laugh inanely at all his dumb unfunny "jokes" - "Oh Jon, you're so clever! A-ha-hic-ha-hic-ha!"
But what she's NOT going to do is be Governor of CA. You heard it here first. She may run, because she's stupid like that, but even Commiefornia isn't going to actually elect her to anything. Maybe they'll let her be Clerk of the Circuit Court or something. School Board in Loudon County VA would be a good place for her.
* I didn't make that up, I read it somewhere and stole it.
Not to mention, failed VPs don't typically go on to bigger and better things; they fade away into oblivion and occasionally pop their head up like gophers - "Give me attention!! No? Huh....fine...I'll try again in another year or so..."
Yet the bullshit fake news media just can't quit her. "Oh, she can run for this and this and this..." She can run for Town Drunk and be the black female Otis. That's about it. She and Hillary can do a reality show - Real Housewives of Box Chardonnay. They can compete to see who has the biggest douchebag for a husband. She can take a permanent seat on The View, which will guarantee that televised exorcism* finally gets canceled. She can get a show on MSNBC - get her a bunch of wigs and it will be like Joy Reid never left. She could be Jon Stewart's sidekick to laugh inanely at all his dumb unfunny "jokes" - "Oh Jon, you're so clever! A-ha-hic-ha-hic-ha!"
But what she's NOT going to do is be Governor of CA. You heard it here first. She may run, because she's stupid like that, but even Commiefornia isn't going to actually elect her to anything. Maybe they'll let her be Clerk of the Circuit Court or something. School Board in Loudon County VA would be a good place for her.
* I didn't make that up, I read it somewhere and stole it.
