This one made me laugh out loud

vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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Three cats are competing in a race. The American cat's name is "one two three". The German cat's name is "ein zwei drei". And the French cat's name is "un deux trois". The cats all swam across the lake and the American cat came in first, the German cat came in second, but the French cat was nowhere to be found.

Why?

Because un deux trois quatre cinq.
 
Radiant1

Radiant1

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vraiblonde said:
Three cats are competing in a race. The American cat's name is "one two three". The German cat's name is "ein zwei drei". And the French cat's name is "un deux trois". The cats all swam across the lake and the American cat came in first, the German cat came in second, but the French cat was nowhere to be found.

Why?

Because un deux trois quatre cinq.
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That's a groaner! :lol:

(Good thing I took French in school.)
 
GWguy

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Then there was the homeowner who asked the contractor to put a hallow a statue in the front foyer. Contractor gets a hollow statue of Venus and puts it in the room. Homeowner comes back, says "No...no.... this ain't a what I want. I want a hallow a statue." Contractor shrugs. "Ok, I give up. What's that?"

"It rings. You pick it up. You say "A Hallow? A statue?"
 
kwillia

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GWguy said:
Then there was the homeowner who asked the contractor to put a hallow a statue in the front foyer. Contractor gets a hollow statue of Venus and puts it in the room. Homeowner comes back, says "No...no.... this ain't a what I want. I want a hallow a statue." Contractor shrugs. "Ok, I give up. What's that?"

"It rings. You pick it up. You say "A Hallow? A statue?"
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Ouch...:doh: :bonk:
 
Bird Dog

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GWguy said:
Then there was the homeowner who asked the contractor to put a hallow a statue in the front foyer. Contractor gets a hollow statue of Venus and puts it in the room. Homeowner comes back, says "No...no.... this ain't a what I want. I want a hallow a statue." Contractor shrugs. "Ok, I give up. What's that?"

"It rings. You pick it up. You say "A Hallow? A statue?"
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That's an old Italian joke......
 
RoseRed

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GWguy said:
Then there was the homeowner who asked the contractor to put a hallow a statue in the front foyer. Contractor gets a hollow statue of Venus and puts it in the room. Homeowner comes back, says "No...no.... this ain't a what I want. I want a hallow a statue." Contractor shrugs. "Ok, I give up. What's that?"

"It rings. You pick it up. You say "A Hallow? A statue?"
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I don't get it. :ohwell:
 
Gilligan

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gwguy said:
then there was the homeowner who asked the contractor to put a hallow a statue in the front foyer. Contractor gets a hollow statue of venus and puts it in the room. Homeowner comes back, says "no...no.... This ain't a what i want. I want a hallow a statue." contractor shrugs. "ok, i give up. What's that?"

"it rings. You pick it up. You say "a hallow? A statue?"
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o. M. G.
 
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