This sweet face...

vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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...hides a soul of the darkest pitch. Evil kitty. See the devils in her eyes?

First she chewed up a box of envelopes. Actually, she only chewed a few of them; the rest, she rolled around on until they were all runkled up.

Then she stalked the food bowl until Claudia slapped her upside the head.

Then she jumped up on the windowsill and brought the blinds down on her head. (Don't ask me how she managed this)

For an encore, she killed the stuffed lion and made his guts come out.

Now she's resting up for more mayhem.

Crazy cat.
 

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vraiblonde said:
...hides a soul of the darkest pitch. Evil kitty. See the devils in her eyes?

First she chewed up a box of envelopes. Actually, she only chewed a few of them; the rest, she rolled around on until they were all runkled up.

Then she stalked the food bowl until Claudia slapped her upside the head.

Then she jumped up on the windowsill and brought the blinds down on her head. (Don't ask me how she managed this)

For an encore, she killed the stuffed lion and made his guts come out.

Now she's resting up for more mayhem.

Crazy cat.
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That reminds me of a story (big surprise, huh?)

When we went on our Honeymoon, a buddy stayed at our apartment and cat/fish sat for us. We failed to mention that the cat was REALLY fond of playing Monster Under The Covers, and that her favorite stalking location was the blanket chest at the foot of the bed. His first night there, he lay in bed and adjusted his parts only to have a 10 lb. cat land on them at full speed.
:roflmao:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

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cattitude said:
We'll leave now to come get her.
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...Moose. Him and Rico and Pip have just ransacked my office. :jameo: Why, they've eaten stamps. They've pissed on papers. They come in a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life.









I'll have them packed and ready to go. :lmao:
 
cattitude

cattitude

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Larry Gude said:
...Moose. Him and Rico and Pip have just ransacked my office. :jameo: Why, they've eaten stamps. They've pissed on papers. They come in a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life.


I'll have them packed and ready to go. :lmao:
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No thanks. Vrai's new baby was mine. I have a no-fault return policy.
 
mAlice

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Larry Gude said:
...Moose. Him and Rico and Pip have just ransacked my office. :jameo: Why, they've eaten stamps. They've pissed on papers. They come in a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life.









I'll have them packed and ready to go. :lmao:
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Vince

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vraiblonde said:
...hides a soul of the darkest pitch. Evil kitty. See the devils in her eyes?

First she chewed up a box of envelopes. Actually, she only chewed a few of them; the rest, she rolled around on until they were all runkled up.

Then she stalked the food bowl until Claudia slapped her upside the head.

Then she jumped up on the windowsill and brought the blinds down on her head. (Don't ask me how she managed this)

For an encore, she killed the stuffed lion and made his guts come out.

Now she's resting up for more mayhem.

Crazy cat.
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And here I thought it was Claudia that went crazy. Hell, it's just new kitty stuff. :lol:
 
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cattitude said:
No thanks. Vrai's new baby was mine. I have a no-fault return policy.
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:bawl: Pugsley is under the weather. Don't know what's going on. He hasn't perked up despite eating and drinking all day. I am definitely headed back to the vet tomorrow. :frown:
 
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