This Week's "It Won't Take A Moment"
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10 Common Things Your Husband Says -- And What He's Actually Thinking
1. "It's fine." -- "It's fine."
2. "We can eat anywhere you want." -- "We can eat anywhere you want."
3. "What am I thinking about? Nothing." -- "What am I thinking about? Nothing."
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5. "Yeah, that outfit looks great." -- "We were supposed to be at church 20 minutes ago. You do look good, but honestly, at this point, you could wear the curtains and I wouldn't care as long as we get out the door."
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1. "It's fine." -- "It's fine."
2. "We can eat anywhere you want." -- "We can eat anywhere you want."
3. "What am I thinking about? Nothing." -- "What am I thinking about? Nothing."
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5. "Yeah, that outfit looks great." -- "We were supposed to be at church 20 minutes ago. You do look good, but honestly, at this point, you could wear the curtains and I wouldn't care as long as we get out the door."
10 Common Things Your Husband Says -- And What He's Actually Thinking
It can be hard to tell what your husband is actually thinking. Is he saying exactly what he thinks? Is he actually thinking about another woman? Would he still love you if you were Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street? So many questions.
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ginwoman
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I think that's overkill for the little bit of pruning he's getting ready to do...